For those of us with no garages or sheds.

[Jonnyfp]

Tie ya bike covers down tonight for christs sake it gonna be a stormy one. :eek:

[Peirre]

thanx jonny,
but I know its gonna be windy tonite especially after several beers and curry.........................................Oops wrong kinda windy :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Kewl :D ya got me new moby number?

[Peirre]

Kewl :D ya got me new moby number?
Nowp .....why are you offering to buy??















coz that will be curry for 2 and what ever jonny`s having ...........oh and jonny`s paying :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Tight ass yorkshire type,,lol

[krammer]

Tie ya bike covers down tonight for christs sake it gonna be a stormy one. :eek: what, no garage or shed? i thought you stirchley types all lived in 4 bed detached gaffs with at least a tandem garage. :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Bloody Northern oik!!

How dare you address me in such a tone.. :D

[krammer]

Bloody Northern oik!!

How dare you address me in such a tone.. :D well what can i say? .......apart from if you would like to put your bike in my lovely warm garage you are quite welcome. usual terms and conditions apply. competetive rates free parking on sundays.

[Mrs Reject]

We're used to windy here in Seaford, we get a lot of wild windy weather here as it's very exposed to the sea. Bike's got cover on and hatches are battened down as usual. We haven't got a garage either and can't get bikes into shed as passageway round to the back of the house is too narrow for handlebars to get thru!

[Jonnyfp]

well what can i say? .......apart from if you would like to put your bike in my lovely warm garage you are quite welcome. usual terms and conditions apply. competetive rates free parking on sundays.


Nah i'll put it in the stables instead..lol
Nice offer tho fairplay bud.

I got a terraced house with only only one way of access to the back yard...i just about managed a VF400 but the bandit and now the speed triple theres just not enough room without scratchin paint work and stuff.

[Bosun]

Nah i'll put it in the stables instead.

bog off ive got a firm booking for next friday for the stables
some carpenter whith his missus up the duff..

loook like posh n becks so i hear

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm...........Still falls the rain,....... in Manchester! The veils of darkness shroud the blackened trees, which, contorted by some unseen violence bend their bowes and shed their tired leaves before a grey Earth of severed birds wings amoungst the grasses..........Erm..its not windy ere! :o

[Freak]

still, calm, clear and frosty here.

[bill?]

frosty here.
you've met the wife then :D

[Rogue Monkey]

you've met the wife then :D
Smileee at her dude! She cant be frosty then! :o

[Bosun]

Erm...........Still falls the rain,....... in Manchester! The veils of darkness shroud the blackened trees, which, contorted by some unseen violence bend their bowes and shed their tired leaves before a grey Earth of severed birds wings amoungst the grasses..........Erm..its not windy ere! :o


thats very poetic RM

[wegit]

theres just not enough room without scratchin paint work and stuff.
I used "No More Nails" (Other brands that do the same thing are readily available(No advertising please !!!!!)) to glue cloth covered rubber to the corners of the walls that make it a tight squeeze.

That way I can get the front end of the FZX round the corner and lean the handlebar on the wall and then pick up the back end and step in around until the exhaust is resting on the wall as well. That way I have a clear run (apart from all the f'ing discarded Wheely Bins) to my back gate which is a double.

I wouldn't dare leave my bike out front round here with all the little scrotes !!!

[Bosun]

I used "No More Nails" (Other brands that do the same thing are readily available(No advertising please !!!!!)) to glue cloth covered rubber to the corners of the walls that make it a tight squeeze.




now that is a very good idea.. cheers wegit

[wegit]

No worries,, Just make sure that if it is someone elses wall to either ask permission or don't let them catch you !!!!

[Robin]

Wot's a garage?? Even if the council would get me onto the waiting list for one, it would be 3 streets away :(

I do have a shed in the back garden, but access is cr4p and it is full of useful things and I can't fit a bike in there. Strictly speaking it should not even be there.

Hence the bike lives in the back yard under a tarpaulin, and securelly tied to a handrail. Oh, how I dream of a garage with electrics.

[Jonnyfp]

http://search.ebay.co.uk/Bike-covers_W0QQcatrefZC6QQcoactionZcompareQQcoentrypag eZsearchQQcopagenumZ1QQfromZR2QQsbrexpZWD4SQQsosor torderZ1QQsosortpropertyZ1QQsotrtypeZ1QQsotrvalueZ 1QQssPageNameZWD4S

theres gotta be something of use here...i got mine off ebay and its a goodun too...17 quid ffs! with straps and chain lock points too.

[wegit]

and securelly tied to a handrail. Gated Allyway, get passed that and you are faced with the Wheely Bin run, get passed that and you have a 6' gate with 4 locks from ground to top, get passed that and you have a 6' Iron gate, get passed that and there's 2 rottweilers (1 75% Rotty 25% German sheppard = dog the size of a small horse!!!) get passed them and you have a 4' Iron gate, get passed that and you are at the bike which is alarmed and chained to a 30' alluminium ladder which is in turn chained to the wall.

get passed that and f**k it you are welcome to it after all that !!!!

Takes me 10 minutes to get the bike out and I have all the keys !!!