F*** me horse shi*t is slippery!!!!!

[250chop]

wnt out for a ride just now and was half way round a 90 degree bend when theres horse **** right in the line i was gonna take i tried to miss it but the front wheel hit and the bike was practically on its side dragged my foot off the peg, the bike somehow righted itself and i was draggin my foot along the road, managed to get home and literally fell off the bike as i pulled up


it fuccking hurts to walk or move at all now!!!!

woo but at least the bikes not damaged too much

[Jus1]

good one for stayin on it mate, fuckin horses ... riders should carry a poop scoop :D ....

[noizy git]

I hit some myself a while back, it had been run over by a few cars too beforehand so was nicely flattened into the road so I didn't see it. I was riding a GSX1400 2up and it was on a sweeping left-hander so I wasn't going slow at the time. The front slid first, then the back followed it putting me on the wrong side of the road heading diagonally towards a big hedge. Fortunately the tyres gripped again and I managed to stay on but that was the worst brown-trouser moment I've had in years :eek: :eek: :eek:

[RetroRider]

I agree that horse riders should be fined for leaving their nags turds in the road. I live in the sticks and know there are horses on the back lanes and I ride carefully - especially weekend mornings when all the Annabels are out practicing their cantors :rolleyes: But I have NO tollerance for Horse cr*p on the road it's bloody dangerous. :mad: :mad:
If my dogs poop I scoop and they only poop in the hedge rows or in a field.

[kitkatman]

all horses belong either in a field or at the glue factory

[Dougie]

Or in a French cafe.Horse steaks,yum yum! :D :D

[kitkatman]

dont think i have eaten horse yet, but if its on the menu, i will give it a go....alligator aint to bad though ( waiting for the snappy jokes )

[Dougie]

Tastes like coo but a wee bit stronger....... :D

[Madkwak]

Dog owners face fines for leaving dog **** on the pavement ... why not horse riders?
a bit of dog crap aint exactly gonna make you fall over and cause 1000,s of quids worth of damage is it? ... unless ur carrying a faberge egg

[Creature]

wondewred what teh smell was :):):):)

[Dougie]

Ye wanna see some o' the mutts round here........ :eek: :D

[kitkatman]

Ye wanna see some o' the mutts round here........ :eek: :D
are you on about the dogs or the munters :D

[Dougie]

are you on about the dogs or the munters :D
Your choice Cuz! :p :D

[kitkatman]

Your choice Cuz! :p :D
lol....most proberbly both then

[cherryB]

I used to keep horses and believe me, you know and have plenty of warning when they gonna dump. bags of time to get them onto grass verge or far over into the gutter.

They prefer to dump on grass too believe it or not. :)

[greg]

remember talking to a chap on a bmw up the ricos one side of him was clean the other muddy asked what happened and he said look at the bike.
same as him one side clean other mud and scrapes.
he was riding down a lane and hit what he thought was hard cow crap unfortunately it was soft on the inside and down he went.

[bunbag]

law is that horses were here first an got right o way even wi dung :confused:

[Juke]

Horse should not be allowed on public roads in my opinion........... :mad:
And that comes from someone who has ridden horses all my life!

(Yep, there's a follow up comment coming there huh?........ :rolleyes: )

[gothtec]

Horse should not be allowed on public roads in my opinion........... :mad:
And that comes from someone who has ridden horses all my life!

(Yep, there's a follow up comment coming there huh?........ :rolleyes: )

If they start banning the classic forms of transport off the roads, then we might be next... bare that in mind.... All they got to do is clean up after them selves, nothing more.

[kitkatman]

If they start banning the classic forms of transport off the roads, then we might be next... bare that in mind.... All they got to do is clean up after them selves, nothing more.
well classic transport dosnt sh1t all over the road....i mean if i was in town and decided to drop my guts outside BHS, i would get arrested :D

[Dougie]

That's if anyone survived the smell............. :p :p :p

[kitkatman]

That's if anyone survived the smell............. :p :p
kant.........( true though ) :D

[critch]

where i used to live we where cosmopolitan we had a choice of either cow sh!t or horse sh1t to make yer back wheel spin



lotsa fun.......


good to know your ok 250 chp ;)