Help,I'm losing it

[Freak]

This morning I found myself gazing at the back door of me house pressing the unlock button on me works van key fob progressivly harder, waiting for the lock to go clunk. Wouldn't be so bad but I'd only stepped outside a couple of minutes before, so the door wasn't even locked.
Is there a cure for this kind of stupidity?
Yours,
worried and confused person

[Jonnyfp]

yes i believe they call it 'a day off'.. :D
you'll have to google it tho.

[Freak]

Is that like 'a day off me head' :cool:
I think i could manage that :D :D

[Bosun]

worryingly that is borderline normality

[madastoast]

what's worse is going in and out of auto opening doors all day then walking into the house door

[BikerGran]

worryingly that is borderline normality

Borderline?

:cool:

[wegit]

I used to have a cure for stupidity but I lost it before I got chance to use it.

[Yoda]

right there is only one known cure

lift your left leg up whilst holding a caoorot in one hand and a half eaten hamster in the other,
then you shout the words "higgle piggle i like a little wiggle"

and thats it you will not be stupid anymore (insane maybe..but not stupid)

Doctor Yoda phd ymca pdsa

[Freak]

Half eaten hamster....no problem
However, sourcing a caoorot is proving difficult
:D

[Grav]

could be worse........ you could have a disgracefully unhealthy love of custard. :D

[Freak]

could be worse........ you could have a disgracefully unhealthy love of custard. :D

AHHHHHH, so you're the boy wonder :cool:

:D