just what do you write in you're daughters 18th birthday card?

[krammer]

i have been trying to think of something original to put in our (smart as a whip) daughters card, and for the life of me i can't come up with anything. any ideas?

[Fran]

How about....just coz it's legal doesn't mean you have to do it! :D :D :D

[mr.chaz]

my phone number.
fnar,fnar :D

[wegit]

Mr Chaz's Phone number complete with Public Health Warning !!!


;o)

[Bosun]

i think they onlty expect you to write on a cheque inside a card

[TaxiDave]

Mr Chaz's phone number, and my phone number so that I can give her a free taxi ride to the STD Clinic after she's phoned him.

[BikerGran]

I don't think you need to put anything clever - damn it, if she's 18 you must have known for years that you can't keep up (I got 2 grown up daughters, I stopped trying to stay one step ahead long before they were 18!) - sdo just tell her you love her and she's the best 18 year old daughter you've got!

Sloppy? Yes. Appropriate? Hell yes!

:)

[Trikerbiker]

You could try.........

Money's short and times are hard so here's your fucking birthday card!

[Rabid1]

Happy Birthday I Love You sounds alright to me

[mr.chaz]

I'll have you know I always scrub it with dettol and a wire brush!

Not clean-------indeed!
huh!

[Jim]

Still not pregnant-- keep it that way !






Lets face it its every dads nightmare where teenage girls are concerned.

[Shep]

I told mine I was so proud of the woman she had become.



Sloppy, but got me a hug and a cup of tea!