for those feeling the pinch

[Bosun]

Remember you are not fat you are Festively Plump :D

[Mrs Reject]

And what must it be like riding a hard tail chop if we didn't have a big arse to cushion the bumps :)

[Qwyplain Dhark]

piles of fun? :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

Erm..........I rode a hard tail for two years an it wernt funny! Oooo! me aching back! :D

[Bosun]

and the loose fillings?


BTW RM are you changing avatar hourly now :)

[Freak]

Been riding hardtails fer years with no trouble..
but then I am 'festeringly plump' :D :D :D

[TaxiDave]

If you leave somewhere needing a piss, I guarantee you'll have to stop and have one before you get home. :D

[Freak]

LMAO that's very true. The secret is never go anywhere with a full bladder.
The biggest problem is during a journey. If you need to go ...you need to go straight away, there's no thinking 'Maybe I'll hang on for a bit.' I've had many a close call over the years.

[Jay]

You need the new 'Calostomate' where all your troubles are simply 'In the bag'