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Mrs Reject
12-12-2004, 10:12 PM
Call the police someone, we haven't done any laundry for 2 weeks and we're down to emergency pants!!! :eek:
I had to wear my bri-nylon specials which catch fire everytime I sit on anything that might possibly emit static and Mitch has had to wear his button fly shorts which no longer have any buttons so his knob hangs out :D
We're in a desperate situation!
wegit
12-12-2004, 10:15 PM
Time to drag out the Harvest Festivals !!!
ForestFred
12-12-2004, 11:18 PM
Mrs R stop posting an do the washing ya lazy bugger! :D
TaxiDave
12-12-2004, 11:30 PM
Call the police someone, we haven't done any laundry for 2 weeks and we're down to emergency pants!!! :eek:
I had to wear my bri-nylon specials which catch fire everytime I sit on anything that might possibly emit static and Mitch has had to wear his button fly shorts which no longer have any buttons so his knob hangs out :D
We're in a desperate situation!
Mrs R, please send your smalls through the post to me and I'll wash em for you. :D
ps, yours not Mitch's!!
madastoast
13-12-2004, 12:48 AM
Call the police someone, we haven't done any laundry for 2 weeks and we're down to emergency pants!!! :eek:
I had to wear my bri-nylon specials which catch fire everytime I sit on anything that might possibly emit static and Mitch has had to wear his button fly shorts which no longer have any buttons so his knob hangs out :D
We're in a desperate situation!
How have you managed..........
to get through both pairs already :D
Ducks and runs
Sir Ewok
13-12-2004, 12:50 AM
Should do the student:- Forwards, backwards and inside out, both ways round. Have to do washing less then. No need to clean them till they stick to the wall when thrown..... :eek:
saxman
13-12-2004, 01:06 AM
Mrs R stop posting an do the washing ya lazy bugger! :D
YEAH...wot he said
:p
bill?
13-12-2004, 01:23 AM
at primark new ones only cost a quid, a quid a month is better than washing the buggers.
Jonnyfp
13-12-2004, 02:30 AM
I have genuine blast holes thru at least 3 pairs of my boxers!
Qwyplain Dhark
13-12-2004, 06:53 AM
Has the month changed already?
as long as they do not stick to the wall reuse
the same goes with socks
Mrs Reject
13-12-2004, 07:09 AM
Actually, I forgot Mitch has an even worse pair - the gold lame thong he was given as a joke pressie one Xmas office party.
Problem, is it's amost impossible to wear them back to front! :D
Rogue Monkey
13-12-2004, 08:32 AM
Call the police someone, we haven't done any laundry for 2 weeks and we're down to emergency pants!
I had to wear my bri-nylon specials which catch fire everytime I sit on anything that might possibly emit static and Mitch has had to wear his button fly shorts which no longer have any buttons so his knob hangs out :D
We're in a desperate situation!
Woa! I think even I would blanch at the thought of going out wearing nothing but boxer shorts wi me knob hangin out! :eek: maybe for a laugh to a party but not to work! :D come to think of it!..... It would be a laugh! (After I win the lottery!) :o
Rogue Monkey
13-12-2004, 08:33 AM
Actually, I forgot Mitch has an even worse pair - the gold lame thong he was given as a joke pressie one Xmas office party.
Problem, is it's amost impossible to wear them back to front! :D
Ohhhhh! can I have them Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! :o
Robin
13-12-2004, 10:54 AM
At least Mitch hasn't had to resort to wearing your panties for work :D ................
....................or has he ;)
Mitch
13-12-2004, 12:28 PM
Ohhhhh! can I have them Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! :o
No you bloody well can't!! :D Anyway, I don't think you'd want the thong after I've worn it...
It's a bit of a funny one, it's got velcro bits in on the front straps so it can be pulled off pdq!! Perfect when I do my striptease for Mrs R!!
Gypsy
13-12-2004, 12:31 PM
and we are done with the sausage sandwich :o :D
Dougie
13-12-2004, 05:36 PM
Find a rock and a river!Feckin' soap dodgers! ;)
Bosun
13-12-2004, 05:37 PM
mitch could always take up wearing a kilt :D
ForestFred
13-12-2004, 07:16 PM
mitch could always take up wearing a kilt :D No he couldnt ave you seen his legs!
:eek:
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