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Dogz
21-06-2007, 09:56 PM
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun

Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and we will win it for you.

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German

Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

Jim
21-06-2007, 11:02 PM
Just been reading that new book thats come out about Dunkirk, the incompetence of the French army was truly amazing. No wonder we almost lost half our army. If we hadn't held the line near the beaches no one would have got off.

bird
22-06-2007, 07:06 AM
'The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"'


Everyone has seen this, but in case you haven't, type French Military Victories into Google and click "I'm feeling lucky"

Its worth following the resulting link, too...

Borg
22-06-2007, 08:34 AM
Bollox, go read about the French army.

Simon B
22-06-2007, 09:49 AM
Back in the times of Wellington ( and before) british troops wore red, this was so that the enemy couldnt see when they had injured one of troops as they could not see any blood.

This also explains why the French uniform is Brown

pale rider
22-06-2007, 10:27 AM
the new french flag is a white cross on a white background,we shuld have joined the germans in the first world war,the second would have never happend,and we would share the world