Pulled by the law, clean as a whistle.

[Taff]

First time i've been tugged on me bike for A Long Time.
On the bastard M6 up Carlisle way on Satdy.
Had seen him so slowed down to pass him, three of us, gave it a few miles, then assumed he'd stayed where he was got bored so I crept up to 80/85, bastard was bout two cars behind me.
Lectured me on showing his smashing motorway car some respect, didn't believe for one minute that i was who i said i was. Had no ID, said just show me a credit card, said i aint got one, says well how you gonna pay for fuel when you run out.
Err, i'll use money... :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:
Didn't like it that i said i dont work, says well thats a very expensive motorbike. Said have you been drinking, nope, not since last night, (which actually ended at 7am) well you smell like you have. Gave me the old fashioned bag and crystals test, nothing.
Didn't half feel smug when he seemed to think he'd got me on anything that popped into me head, but was 100% legal.
Never spotted me hammer though, silly twat.

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[pyro]

Result! :D

[Juke]

Did ya say 'Have a nice day officer' as ya drove away?

Fukkin' filth, I hate 'em........... :mad:

[shaggy696969]

But wouldnt your hammer be for fixing your expensive motorsickle Taff, afterall its a Tool not a weapon. Bit of good luck though.

[John Hopkins]

I crept up to 80/85, bastard was bout two cars behind me.
Lectured me on showing his smashing motorway car some respect, didn't believe for one minute that i was who i said i was. Had no ID, Err, i'll use money... Didn't like it that i said i dont work, says well thats a very expensive motorbike.


That was really unlucky Taff...especially as 85 is slower than most cars go on any motorway...slower than I go on most dual carriageways...He must have picked you as a good pull as you went past...I supose he did you for speeding..




I thought they were called Hardleys because they could hardly do the speed limit..... :D John






I can hear my wife calling me


And anyway I didn't post this it was Nik... :D

[Mistress Maker]

Taff I reckon he pulled you over coz he was jealous ..........of your bike and the fact you were having fun..........















and he was so stunned by your charisma ,charm and excellent people skills he overlooked the fact that you have a hammer on the bike! :rolleyes:

[ernie the dwarf]

Taff I reckon he pulled you over coz he was jealous ..........of your bike and the fact you were having fun..........















and he was so stunned by your charisma ,charm and excellent people skills he overlooked the fact that you have a hammer on the bike! :rolleyes:


Nah he just thought it was part standard HD toolkit :D

[cherryB]

Did he give you a thick ear Taff.............or was it something he said :D :D

[weesis]

he probably sat back n filmed you frae the motor for a few miles b4 pulling u... so he could go bk tae the station n say what a big brave boy he woz lol.. even if he spotted the hammer.. 2 much conflict for him 2 handle... that'd require the troops.. & 2 much paper work! lol!!...........

its really hard havin tae bite it wae a smart arsed cop..lol
here's me at the side o the dutch motorway... wae an ERIC POLLARD lookalike.. lol ... "yes officer all those spikes are legal"...lol

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[John Hopkins]

What not to say when a dutch policeman pulls you over....sind sie deutsch...

what was the little camera for...It looks like he just stopped you because you have a great bike..so lets see it...If it's a heap he was on the pull.... :D John


And is that a gun in his pocket... :eek:

[bunbag]

your just a bad boy .... :D :D :D was he on his own , the police have to be in two,s to arrest ya up here thank feck we als get good cop bad cop :D

[Friar Tuck]

Huh!

Wish I had a bike!

[devon-tony]

LOL he probably just wanted bragging rights back at the nick



LMAO at that eric pollard lookylike, thats well funny

[adamkilledeve]

some people have all the luck :D

[kitkatman]

coppers are wankers....the lot of em.......broke down on the way home, blew the main fuse, damp ect and was at the side of the road doing a repair and a copper stopped and told me i couldnt park there, so politly told him that i was fixing the problem and would be on my way in 5 minutes, fucker stood ther giving the lecture ect, before he had time to finish, on with the lid, started her up and said my goodbyes..........he also gave a2 lads a lecture for stoppping and asking if i was ok.....wankers :mad:

[Yambabe]

didn't believe for one minute that i was who i said i was.

So he thought there might be someone, anyone out there who would pretend to be you? :eek: Strange man....... anyway all he had to do was look in the book, innit? :D

[Taff]

He PNC'd me, and found my address tallied up and that i was insured, licensed, MOT'd, and not wanted by the law.
Just got him suspicious when i had no ID of any form, and was vague about where i'd been and was going, and claimed not to work for a living.

[cherryB]

wots PNC'd mean? is it some weird satanical act? :rolleyes:

[clanger]

wots PNC'd mean? is it some weird satanical act? :rolleyes:

It means he checked his details with DVLA etc. check he was registered, insured, MOT'd and the like.

[Madkwak]

Another finger to the so called law .... tw@s

Got pulled in my car today for defective back light ( .. working fully) they knew my name and address before i gave it to them .. went over the car like a rash ... found a folding seat i got from brands last year and asked if it has ever been used as a weapon ... then they confiscated it for evidence .... ffs it might have some beer on it and few ciggy burns ... will i get convicted for that?

All they see is a convict that has a bike licence ... I've met a few nice police but the rest of them can burn in hell.

[Yambabe]

Police National Computer

I think.............

[bear]

I think there is a plod training school kinda thing up near carlisle (penrith but they are always on the M6) used to be a regular thing for bikes to be pulled up and the rider virtually strip searched by the side of the road.

[Taff]

That's exactly where i was as it happens, going to Penrith from Carlisle.

[bear]

right officious little bastards they are round there.

[critch]

far too many pig coledges that way


one in preston too

turn out impecable wankers they do :D

[Shep]

I was in a B&B near Carlisle on the 19th, on my way to the Simmer Dim. (Most B&Bs that way are full of blokes working on the M6-A74M link.)

A huge Irishman in the bar was telling me "Carlisle was full of enormous Hells Angels the other day."

He did look worried.