No trike!

[Mrs Reject]

Well folks after much deliberation, cogitation and something else I have decided not to trike me bike after all.
I thought about this long and hard and remembered what a total nightmare it is to get out of Seaford in summer on account of the one way road out of town over the bridge and excessive tourists. I really need a two wheeler to make any headway. If I had a trike I would be sitting in traffic for 2 hours every evening wheras with me bike I can just nip through it and be home in no time.
Have decided to keep the bike, will ride it through winter on good days and catch the bus when the weather is really bad. The bus isn't that bad really - I caught the bus all last week just to see how bad it really is and was pleasantly surprised! :)
We'd still like a trike though at some point so might start saving up for a rat trike or sommat. be handy for rallies when we want to take the big tent!

[Mitch]

what you need is a Sherman Tank!!

Never again will you have traffic problems of any kind. Parking will be a doddle!!*
Though watch the car when you get home though ducks!! :D

*No apologies whatsoever to Kenny Everett :D

[Freak]

or a bike trailer for rallies

[slugonamission]

sherman tank :)

the onboard cannon works particularly well for stupid drivers and scooters :)

[Dougie]

I once saw an FV432 armoured personnel carrier drive over a (thankfully empty) VW beetle.Not a lot left!

[Friar Tuck]

you could always buy one of the WW2 half track bikes the kraut's used to ride/drive?

[Dougie]

A Kettenkraftrad!Woohoo,next stop Moscow!

[Sir Ewok]

Sorry, if you're going East, Yarmouth is about as far as you can get unless you have a Schwimmwagen.....

[Dougie]

And I suppose you and Herr Tuck have one in stock,low mileage,one careful owner,ja?

[Sir Ewok]

JahWohl! Ve Haff most ov Der Deutcher Fleet at Scapa Flow. Bit wet and Rusty but if you can raise the cash, we can raise the ships! Our ancestors supplied Napoleon and Hitler, the only reason they didn't win was that they renaged on the payments. Another 2 payments and Napoleon would have got Moscow and the rest of Russia as far as the Mongolian border. Tight Bastard, or so my great grandaddy used to say. As for Hitler, he only paid one payment and then declared Ewokandtuck Trading Company as part of the Jewish Conspiracy and refused to pay any more. Is it any wonder he stalled before he even got to Moscow. As for Stalingrad, only one building survived untouched, The Ewokandtuck Vodka Warehouse!!

[Bosun]

i think this would be just ace for our rosey cheeked podiatrist to trundle into town in :D

[Gypsy]

don't understand that pic....why have tracks AND front wheel?


am sure the tracks would be fine on their own?

[doro]

[Bosun]

thats german technology for you:)

[Dougie]

Easier to drive than tracks alone.The handlebars are attached to the track braking system so you just drive it like a trike!
That is a Kettenkraftrad or kettenkrad as previously mentioned.

[Sir Ewok]

Will have to find picture of Uncle riding Kettenkrad in Western Desert.