a serious question....( i can hear the piss atking already)

[kitkatman]

rightio, her we go, a good question for you ( i aint going mad either), but are..

GOLDFISH CARNIVEROUS
i dont mean in the way of a man eating shark, but.......

yesterday i got my little uns a fish tank, 4 goldfish and a bottom feeding type kipper and the bottom feeding type kipper has gone awol :eek:
and i cannot find the little fecker anywhere, its not like it can grow legs and do a runner and it was there last night, sucking on the side of the tank like a good un and this morning its gone.....so would the goldfish have ate it :D or can they bury themselves in the stones....

waiting for the good and the bad answers, take your choice, but one sensible answer would be appreiciated :D

[shaggy696969]

Yes they will eat eachother.

[Bosun]

4 goldfish in a tank , which one was driving?

I know those sucker things can hide very well
it may still be there

[John Hopkins]

GOLDFISH CARNIVEROUS
i dont mean in the way of a man eating shark, but.......

waiting for the good and the bad answers, take your choice, but one sensible answer would be appreiciated :D
I don't know if this is of any use to you...but...when I lived in New Zealand shark was sold at the local fishmongers so...


I was a man eating shark...


and chips... :D John

[The Beer Monsters]

Certain types of fish will happily fight and kill/eat each other.

You're best taking advice from the pet shop about which types work together.

[Freak]

Does your tank have a lid, If not, it's more likely to have lept out
If the nitrogen levels rise in the water the sucker fish will race to the surface and gulp air, occasionally they leap out completely.
Have a look around on the floor they can wriggle quite a long way.
I wouldn't have thought the goldfish would eat an entire suckerfish in one night unless it was quite a small one compared to them.

[xjtriker666]

goldfish are members ov the carp family,they will eat the very young ov any fish,larger carp/goldfish/golden orfe will eat small fish,very unlikely ya goldfish av etten ya other fish,more than likely its hidin under gravel,

[pyro]

Have you checked in the castle?


































Have you checked in the castle?

[Dougie]

Oh look a castle!

[clanger]

Yup...my little goldfish wasn't called Shark for nothing....he ate every fish (or at least took a few bites out of the poor sods) that were put into his tank...despite their size. If I remember rightly he had a good ole' innings for a goldfish!!!

[Bosun]

oh wow a diver with bubbles

[adamkilledeve]

maybe it felt lonely and has gone in to hiding or maybe he felt intimidated by the big ol mean gold fish and runaway :p

[pyro]

Have you checked in the castle?

[normanmarina]

I was told in all honesty that goldfish would have a chew on anything!!spent an entire saturday evening with my c**k in the tank!!NOTHING!!!even poured a bottle of strongbow in!!that allus used to work!!tried blowin kisses and everything!!B****CKS!!!!! :D

[ernie the dwarf]

I think it saw you with a bag of bread crumb's and thought oh fuck fatty is hungry i'm off :D

[John Hopkins]

I was told in all honesty that goldfish would have a chew on anything!!spent an entire saturday evening with my c**k in the tank!!NOTHING!!!even poured a bottle of strongbow in!!that allus used to work!!tried blowin kisses and everything!!B****CKS!!!!! :D

I think the water's supposed to boil before you stick your cock in it... :D John

[Fran]

KKM you're gonna need a bigger boat...... :D

[willie2006]

we got our little uns some gold fish a few weeks ago and the shop wouldn`t let us buy the tank and fish on the same day cuz you gotta let the water and stress coat stuff do there thing for about a week before you introduce the fish into the tank. 2 fish and one of them keeps chasing the other trying to eat his tail. if you go a pump it could be stuck on on that those sucker things are dark like pumps.

[willie2006]

man in the shop told us not to get a sucker type fishy thing untill we have a build up of green algie on the glass as this is what they feed on and wont survive with out it. yes they do bury them selves.

[Dougie]

Hey wow,a castle!

[Grav]

Is that you, Bob?

[kitkatman]

Have you checked in the castle?


































Have you checked in the castle?
they have a sunken wreck................ :D

[kitkatman]

KKM you're gonna need a bigger boat...... :D
carrys on raining anymore and i'll fookin need one to get to work in :D

[kitkatman]

I think it saw you with a bag of bread crumb's and thought oh fuck fatty is hungry i'm off :D
you nasty little fucker :D , i hope snow whites on the rag tonight :D

[kitkatman]

maybe it felt lonely and has gone in to hiding or maybe he felt intimidated by the big ol mean gold fish and runaway :p
aint you drunk yet :rolleyes: :D

[Dougie]

Hey,a cave!

[kitkatman]

Hey,a cave!
oooooooooooo its dark...........

















wow a sunkern ship

[Grav]

Wow, check out this weed man.....errr fish...... :D

[Dougie]

That you Bob? :D

[kitkatman]

lol................ :D

ooo a voice from the cave

[Dougie]

What cave?





Oh look,a cave......

[Grav]

Where? is it by the castle?

[Dougie]

Wot castle?







Hey look a castle!

[critch]

bob???.............................

[kitkatman]

a cave and a boat

[kitkatman]

Does your tank have a lid, If not, it's more likely to have lept out
If the nitrogen levels rise in the water the sucker fish will race to the surface and gulp air, occasionally they leap out completely.
Have a look around on the floor they can wriggle quite a long way.
I wouldn't have thought the goldfish would eat an entire suckerfish in one night unless it was quite a small one compared to them.
tank has a lid mate ( but not a turret :D ), the fuckers gone hoodini....its in there somewhere.....still cannot find it....never mind to stop the upset of a gone fishy, i wedged another 11 in there ( small ones)

[chimaera]

anyone seen a castle?

[John Hopkins]

tank has a lid mate ( but not a turret :D ),

So if it hasn't got a turret...whats the lid on? :confused: :D John

http://www.one35th.com/tiger/manual/tiger-manual.htm

[bunbag]

they have a sunken wreck................ :D
they must have capsized the weeman in the boat :) :) dirty :D

[adamkilledeve]

aint you drunk yet :rolleyes: :D


i was on my first drink an getting ready at that point, the weekends not over yet though :D

[Dougie]

Where's Bob?

[bunbag]

moan the fish

[Friar Tuck]

Is that you Bob?

[bunbag]

.hes in the castle

[Dougie]

What castle?











Oh look,a castle!

[Kylie]

tank has a lid mate ( but not a turret :D ), the fuckers gone hoodini....its in there somewhere.....still cannot find it....never mind to stop the upset of a gone fishy, i wedged another 11 in there ( small ones)
Hi KKM

Those sucky things are a bit stupid and can get sucked up into the filter - I'd avoid them for future if kiddies are getting upset. But watch out about putting a lot of fish in the tank - I have a 2ft x 1.5ft x 1ft tank and I cannot get 5 fish to survive in it - not even minnows! bloody tank is cursed and will only take 4 fish.

As for eating each other.. yep fraid so.

Don't mix ordinary goldfish with fancy ones (the ones with big tails) because ordinary goldfish get tail envy and eat the fancy ones tails.

If your kids don't like fish dying avoid the black moors too (big goggly eyes and fancy tails) as they really don't like living... I've had loads and they insist on dying.

Kylie

[critch]

wow a castle...............

[Worjorj]

Where?



Ooh, another one.

[The Beer Monsters]

Where?
Ooh, another one.Another what?

Did you see that diver?

[Rhythm Addict]

Bob's back!
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That you Bob?

[Worjorj]

Bob who?















Oh hello Bob

[Dougie]

Oh look,a cave........

[Dogz]

Its ok everyone, problem solved !

Went round KKm's the other day and he was in the garden filling in a hole when i asked him "What are you up to there KKM?”

Found me fish,” replied KKM tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” Now i was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a little fish aint it kkm?”

Then KKM patted down the last heap of earth and replied, “That’s because he’s inside the feckin cat.”

[Jim]

Its ok everyone, problem solved !

Went round KKm's the other day and he was in the garden filling in a hole when i asked him "What are you up to there KKM?”

Found me fish,” replied KKM tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” Now i was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a little fish aint it kkm?”

Then KKM patted down the last heap of earth and replied, “That’s because he’s inside the feckin cat.”Snigger ........

[davesatan]

bobs deAd

long live bob

[teltwosheds]

uf youve got an under gravel filter with a bubble tower.they have been known to swim down the tower and get stuck under the mat. in an old tank they will survive quite a while , but in a new tank they starve to death.
love the cat joke :D

[kitkatman]

wow a castle...................oooooooooooo another one

[kitkatman]

Its ok everyone, problem solved !

Went round KKm's the other day and he was in the garden filling in a hole when i asked him "What are you up to there KKM?”

Found me fish,” replied KKM tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” Now i was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a little fish aint it kkm?”

Then KKM patted down the last heap of earth and replied, “That’s because he’s inside the feckin cat.”
lol................. :D







is dogz bob :confused:

[kitkatman]

Hi KKM

Those sucky things are a bit stupid and can get sucked up into the filter - I'd avoid them for future if kiddies are getting upset. But watch out about putting a lot of fish in the tank - I have a 2ft x 1.5ft x 1ft tank and I cannot get 5 fish to survive in it - not even minnows! bloody tank is cursed and will only take 4 fish.

As for eating each other.. yep fraid so.

Don't mix ordinary goldfish with fancy ones (the ones with big tails) because ordinary goldfish get tail envy and eat the fancy ones tails.

If your kids don't like fish dying avoid the black moors too (big goggly eyes and fancy tails) as they really don't like living... I've had loads and they insist on dying.

Kylie
cool, i will get them to fight.............i was only pissed of as that one cost £4.50 :eek:

cheeper going to the chippy
















oooooo a diver, with hair...........a muff diver

[John Hopkins]

I was only pissed of as that one cost £4.50 :eek:



Is there no end to people boasting about how much money they spend...What interest rate did you get on the loan.... :rolleyes: :D John

[kitkatman]

Is there no end to people boasting about how much money they spend...What interest rate did you get on the loan.... :rolleyes: :D John
cheep mate, 1345233449987654255678o/o over 900 years

[paulthestall]

:p [QUOTE=kitkatman]cool, i will get them to fight.............i was only pissed of as that one cost £4.50 :eek:


you could of got it cheaper off evil bay.... :D ...snigger :D

[kitkatman]

:p [QUOTE=kitkatman]cool, i will get them to fight.............i was only pissed of as that one cost £4.50 :eek:


you could of got it cheaper off evil bay.... ...snigger :D
and it might have still been alive :D

[John Hopkins]

and it might have still been alive :D

Nah it would have been squashed in the franking machine...and you can't get much water in a jiffy bag... :D John