i like

[Bosun]

the big boots/ short skirt style all the young ladies are wearing at the moment

[mr.chaz]

Wouldn't suite you....

trust me. ;)

[Bosun]

spoil sport


what even afeter a bath?

[mr.chaz]

stoppit!

My pizza just turned up.....

[dracken1]

i'm listing some sharon sloane latex wear later today on ebay.
tell you what fayji as your a forum member if you buy any of it i'll throw in a free tin of talc and some baby oil ;)

[Sir Ewok]

stoppit!

My pizza just came up.....


Jeeezus, What a thought! Mind you that fashion was in when I was a lad, caused a few accidents including my mate riding through a shop door, while trying to get low enough to peer up some birds skirt! Haw! Haw! :)

[Jonnyfp]

..Chinese.. :D

[Jonnyfp]

...they only come up to your knees...

[Jonnyfp]

..they're cute...

[Jonnyfp]

..they're cuddly...

[Jonnyfp]

....and they're eager to please... :D :D

[slugonamission]

and youre one ell of a spammer :P

[Bosun]

no thats a different MP song



latex eh

[dracken1]

ok fayji
i have listed 4 items of latex wear
but the item i recommend to you is this one
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5347055788

notice how the bits around the ass help perk it up.
yes you will cut a fine figure with your trolley in asda wearing that.

usual discount to forum members :D

[Freak]

:eek: ding dong :D

[Bosun]

im a little worried about chaffing :eek:

[dozer]

The boots with the tartan miniskirt.mmmmm.......

[dozer]

its gotta be tartan.........oh god..........i need another drink

[dozer]

oh well i guess i'm half pissed

[dozer]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm tartan miniskirts

[Bosun]

Im sure the Ewok and tuck emporium may be able to assist


any particualar tartan you would like?

[dozer]

naaa as long as its got red an green in it..lol.........an no knickers......oh well the jd has brought out the badness that i tried to keep hidden.....NOT lol.........................has anyone ever thought of putting a java chat thingy on this site.....reloading is tiresome.......................but i do enjoy the chat

[Jonnyfp]

Dozer mate. you like it here cos we're mad innit? :D
can't sleep again RM. :(

[Mitch]

im a little worried about chaffing :eek:
You should be...that's where the talc comes in so I've heard - also would avoid the baby oil as anything latex would rot in seconds. And that would never do would it? ;)

[Mitch]

no thats a different MP song



latex eh
I don't think MP did a song about latex? Lumberjacks maybe but def no latex!!
whatever turns you on I suppose!

[Bosun]

I don't think MP did a song about latex?



it was the spam bit that was mentioned
whatever turns you on I suppose!

turns me on well thats the ususl
rugby tops, thigh boots and custard

[Rogue Monkey]

Dozer mate. you like it here cos we're mad innit?
can't sleep again RM. :(
Bloody ell! :o I cant stay awake! :eek: Mind you...I ave just finnished a night duty! :o

[Mrs Reject]

Feckin' pervs the lot o' yez!!!!!!
And what the hell was Mitch doing getting his dubious jollies on the forum at 2.41 this morning when he could have been in bed with me!!!! :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

I plead the 5th!

[Mitch]

Feckin' pervs the lot o' yez!!!!!!
And what the hell was Mitch doing getting his dubious jollies on the forum at 2.41 this morning when he could have been in bed with me!!!! :eek:
I was too hot in bed and I couldn't sleep - you kept thrashing about so I thought I'd go downstairs into the cold sunroom and cool off - it did the trick, got back to sleep after that :D

[Mrs Reject]

"Cooling off" I don't think so love :D

[Mitch]

"Cooling off" I don't think so love :D
I wish... 2.41 in the morning ...nah... you were snoring your head off... ;) I was feeling decidedly hung over (lightweight after four pints!!)

[Fran]

im a little worried about chaffing :eek:

May I recommend that Sir uses Castrol LM Grease?Apparently it lubricates & works at high temperatures.
Well I haven't had to take any underwear off with a clawhammer since I started using it! :D :D :D

[Qwyplain Dhark]

ooooh thats got the old pulse racing :D

[Fran]

Practice makes pervert.... :D

[Friar Tuck]

Mm! I wouldn't mind a Tart in a Miniskirt!

I'll have to make a visit to our Ewokandtuck Refuge for Fallen Doves for volunteers!

If you can't afford Castrol LM grease may I suggest Tesco Lard as an alternative?

[Bosun]

oooh lard the all purpose smeer it on