Bosun
09-12-2004, 06:40 PM
Thought you all might appreciate this...
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to
make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some
advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes
too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya
man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as
he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, and looking
sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong
now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate, the potato goes in the front!"
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
**********************************
Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to
make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some
advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes
too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya
man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as
he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, and looking
sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong
now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate, the potato goes in the front!"