Bassman
08-12-2004, 11:37 PM
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake.
I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'hey, this looks like yours!' "I don't remember much after that......"
:D
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake.
I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'hey, this looks like yours!' "I don't remember much after that......"
:D