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Suzukiron
07-12-2004, 06:23 PM
Ok here goes again…”Sarcasm mode”…on and adjusted to maximum. “Cynical mode”..operating within normal perameters. “Bad attitude”….Aww bugger cannae find it, ah well!?@$”. Sence of humour…engage, WARPED FACTOR 6!!! Scream if yah wanna go faster…here we go…………….

Another week, another rant, but n this is a big but I dinnae have anything to rant about!!
Life is just f**kin peachy, and on top of everything else its my birthday today! And as some of you will know at a point in the past year I didn’t think I was gonna make it this far, so yah boo sucks tae all those that had me written off, as my signature on another forum reads “still nae deid!!” n that’s the way its staying for as long as I can make it.
The experiences of the past year have however given me a new found lust for life, some of my friends are finding this out the hard way as they cannae keep up!! I also never refuse an opportunity to do something new now, even if its something in the past I would have avoided like the plague, this new found adventurism has led me to visit place’s I would previously held out of bounds including one that I will come to later. My new mantra is “Life is for living, not mearly existing” And that along with my old mantra “The past is for losers, the future is for the brave” should see me through this life and onward towards the next.
I have even compiled a list of things I wanna do before departing this mortal existence, the list is sitting at 32 things or events, but I’m sure that’s gonna grow. And looking at it, most of then are relatively cheap to do, all that’s actually needed is time, and its time that is the most precious thing anyone can give us, you dinnae realise this til you think its running out. My advise to everyone would be then Don’t waste yer time, and don’t waste anyone else’s either, and live every day like its your last.
I have met some really decent people this past twelve months, in particular some members of a female bike club, and I have to say they are some of the nicest most decent honest people I have met, and one or two are absolutely drop dead (oops) gorgeous!!..n one of them is even single(ish)…ummm I wonder??(Better stop thinking like that I’m at work, besides she would probably kick my arse!)
Anyway back to the plot..n the life n times of a single male biker. (Now 39 years old, so why do I still feel 17 inside? And why is it I still find 19 year old girls attractive, or is that summat we never grow out of?)
Now that I have reached what I can best describe as the “in between years” where women in there 20s and in there 40s are equally as attractive for different reasons.(Mothers and Daughters senario’s !! fnar fnar!!) Life’s vast dating pool is opened wide, the only problem I have is that I cannae find the right bait! Its not easy meeting single women (some might say I’m doing ok, n maybe they are right) but at my time of life most women of my age are married or in steady relationships, neither of which I would interfere with! Or as is more often than not the case divorced with tonnes of baggage, not that I’m completely baggage free, but that’s just life.
If you have read my last rant on just good friends, (by the way we still are in case you were wondering, as mutual friends have said “ hang in there big man” so I am for the moment LOL!!) It still disnae help me though and I am still playing the dating game, but its difficult to meet someone once you are past a certain age, but there are still ways and means so I will now lay down some of what I have discovered.
One of my mates swears the best way of meeting women is in supermarkets. Well I have found an even better place, a place that like a lot of men I hate n detest, but since Sunday I have seen its potential…and this place of wonder and delight is…IKEA, the home of all things Scandinavian.
Its great, act all dumb n helpless n lost (yeah I know not difficult in my case!) n women will take pity on you n offer to help you, and in IKEA, its easy to look lost (I was!!) because of the cunning layout, these craft foreigners use to make you walk round all there displays totally disorientating you…very clever. It’s also the sort of place you go into with the intention of buying one thing. In my case magazine filing boxes (£1.50 for 5) and you end up needing a trolley to cart all the stuff you think you cant live without, that you have seen as you walk past, again very clever. I got off lucky on Sunday, I had 3 women to escort me through the maze, now I went in intending to buy nothing, except my breakfast, well you cannae go wrong for a £1 can you. So how come I still managed to spend £25?
Well I was needing a new light fitting for my living room, I always wanted a mortar n pestle, n well the lap top bag was a bargain!(Just gotta buy a lap top now!!).But now to the point of this. I was one of only a handful of blokes in there! All being led, most of them obviously doing the “yes dear” bit, the majority in the shop were women, mostly in groups of 2 or 3 all pushing big shopping carts. Better odds of finding a single woman than in ASDA I would think. The supermarket thing is easier however cos all you look for is hand baskets with meals for 1 in them!!
Well I survived the IKEA experience, even if my wallet didn’t, and if I am honest I actually enjoyed it in a perverse sort of way. It just goes to show, I have avoided this experience for years, as my ex’s can testify, but now that I have done it, I would do it again. Like a lot of things in life, you don’t know what its gonna be like until you try it. But next time I will go with some mates n we can do the helpless bloke thing enmass!
While sitting with some other single mate’s we went through the other options available and to be honest theirs not many. Lonely hearts (BSH / Bikerdating.com etc) or speed dating, doing some social thing like lets see, Salsa dancing!!…as I say not many…A few of us are considering speed dating for a laff, so if that does bear fruit I will let you all know!
For the time being I guess its down the pub of a weekend n see what happens, every weekends a big new adventure! This weekend is no exception, I’m currently trying to get some company organised to go n see the Wildhearts on Friday night, and on Saturday I will be in Lancashire, then at a “Club” open evening in Southport, With a long drive home on Sunday. Oh well cannae slow down, if I do the Grim Reaper might catch up on me!! N I cannae have that now, far to much trouble still to get into..
Well I am now gonna go n crack a beer open…Sod it it is my birthday after all..

Later Days
:D :) :p :rolleyes:
Ron........yup still nae deid!!

ForestFred
07-12-2004, 06:42 PM
Happy Birthday Ron an just to make you feel even better youm still younger than me o but :D

Shudy
07-12-2004, 06:44 PM
Happy birthday Ron, you may be pleased to know you share it with Robbie, my youngest lad. However he does not own a Suzuki, so there, I'm afraid the resemblence stops! :D

Bosun
07-12-2004, 06:51 PM
Happy Birthday Ron enjopy the Hangover

slugonamission
07-12-2004, 07:03 PM
Happy birthday :D

madastoast
07-12-2004, 07:25 PM
Birthday greetings mate

triker_gal
07-12-2004, 07:38 PM
Enjoy the beer, have a good'un :D

Mrs Reject
07-12-2004, 09:20 PM
I think IKEA is great! We furnished a 3 bedroom house for a grand :) may all the IKEA non-believers wither and perish in their beds.
Happy birthday Ron, that's 8.5 on the rantometer, I would have given you 9 but there isn't quite the right mix of vitriol and self pity on there :D :D

Jim
07-12-2004, 09:37 PM
Have a good one Ron.

Bassman
07-12-2004, 11:49 PM
I hope you have such a good time that you can't remember a thing about it!! :D
Happy birthday m8

WALLACE
08-12-2004, 01:07 AM
Ahw the best ,hae a beer on me.
But why you always gotta write a novel? :o

bunbag
08-12-2004, 01:20 AM
:rolleyes: me tae :)

Sir Ewok
08-12-2004, 03:27 AM
Bit late, but happy birthday mate.......... I'm considerably older than you!!!

Doro
08-12-2004, 09:36 AM
here ya go ron it's the birthday piccie


I found out about the 'do what you want to now' thing a few years back when I had a few stressful times

i haven't got a list exactly

but i get terrified about doing new stuff along the lines of if i don't know what to expect i am very scared, eg if i have to visit a new customer i am literally scared of what will happen, fear of the unknown

add to this the fact that up until i did my degree i never finished everything, i would start stuff then drop out

so i needed to do new stuff and see it through to the end just so i could improve my self esteem

so i started doing things i always fancied but never had the guts to do and forced myself to go through with it

scary at the time

but wild exhiliration afterwards

not much but so far I have abseiled, gone abroad (on my own with my kids), driven abroad, pulled a trailer, driven a van, flown a plane, had tattoos done, had my navel pierced, moved away from my home and family, got engaged (ooer), swam in the sea, said NO to folk (was very hard for me that one), owned a classic car, drove said classic round croft, won night rally in said car, done hill climbs in said car, done auto tests in said car


prob more stuff I ain't done yet, like go to a movie alone, go in a hot air balloon etc

most of it was free, some of it was for charity, all of it did me good


tell us what you have on your list Ron


yeah and the rest of you..!

good thread this :)

Mrs Reject
08-12-2004, 02:43 PM
Pretty much done everything I ever wanted to do, only one thing left to do - me and Mitch are going to set up a business together when I've finished my degree, he's going to do a reflexology and massage course and then we're going for it - Mitch and Mrs R's foot clinic. This time next year we'll be millionaires (either that or living in a sh1thole in Peckham) :D
Oh no, two things but the other one's a secret! :)

Gypsy
08-12-2004, 04:31 PM
and you could always take the roof of a yellow 3 wheeler and have a trike van :D

Mrs Reject
08-12-2004, 04:40 PM
and you could always take the roof of a yellow 3 wheeler and have a trike van :D

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! (Maybe :D)

Suzukiron
08-12-2004, 06:56 PM
Well last night i had a laff, Went out with"lets be friends" had a meal, went to the pub, back to mine talked n arsed a bottle of wine n then i took her home....
One of my mates is trying to set me up on a blind date, soooooo a nother new experience...
I willstart a new thread with the list doro if i can cut n paste it as its in excel should work
thanks all n
Later Days
Ron :)
living life a 1/4 mile at a time, stayin 3 steps ahead of the Grim Reaper!!