3 bikers at a rally

[John Hopkins]

Three bikers turn up at a rally and pay £30 to get in, as they ride through one of the blokes on the desk realizes they are entitled to a discount and that because the three are together they should have only paid £25.. he gives his mate £5 and asks him to find them and give them their change..on the way to find them the mate can't decide how to split the £5 between 3 so he gives them £1 each, and keeps £2...now they have each paid £9...that is a total of £27 plus the £2 the mate kept makes £29...what happened to the other £1 :confused:

[catzooo]

Eh? you lost me yonks ago

[Bosun]

beer fund :D

[Taff]

Bastard.
I only get four hours sleep at night at the best of times, even less when there's a maffmatickal problem i can't figure out.
So.
They never paid £9, they paid £9.33333... each to start with.
Quid back each, so they'd then paid £8.33333... each, plus a couple nicker for the artful dodger there, it's the two quid what's at large 'ere, and that's in fingers's pocket.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :mad:

[pyro]

Thats the best answer I have ever sen for that problem! :D

[slob]

ha ha ha ...i'm crap at maths so while I was reading this i had a brass band playing in my head homer simpson style :D

[John Hopkins]

Sorry Taff They each paid £10..they got £1 each back that means they paid £9 thats £27 they paid the mate kept £2 thats £29 where did the other £1 go..there is a trick to it.. :confused: :D John

[John Hopkins]

ha ha ha ...i'm crap at maths so while I was reading this i had a brass band playing in my head homer simpson style :D

My son does that to the sound of Marie Osmond...I thought he was just thick... :eek: John



I can hear my wife calling me...

[Taff]

Sorry Taff They each paid £10..they got £1 each back that means they paid £9 thats £27 they paid the mate kept £2 thats £29 where did the other £1 go..there is a trick to it.. :confused: :D John

Not having it.
They eventually paid £9 each, of which £25 covered their correct fee, there's two quid floating, which raffles has got.
He's still getting a fúcker, even if i'm wrong, for frying me head for less than the price of a pint. :mad:

[STEViE]

John, fer christsakes, it's a bloody Monday mornin', I've been partyin' all weekend an' now you throw in a fucker. I'm like a fuckin' rabbit in the headlites this mornin'. Bastard.

Three bikers turn up at a rally and pay £30 to get in, as they ride through one of the blokes on the desk realizes they are entitled to a discount and that because the three are together they should have only paid £25.. he gives his mate £5 and asks him to find them and give them their change..on the way to find them the mate can't decide how to split the £5 between 3 so he gives them £1 each, and keeps £2...now they have each paid £9...that is a total of £27 plus the £2 the mate kept makes £29...what happened to the other £1 :confused:
They paid £30, an' then they got a quid back each. I think they should be bloody happy that they got a minor result. Fingers got £2 so he's happy too. Now £25 + £3 + £2 makes £30, there is no spare £1. It's like tellin' my kids I have 11 fingers, countin' the first five backwards to 6 an' addin' the other 5. Stop fuckin' with my head an' I'll go get meself anutha cuppa.

[Captain Smurf]

John, fer christsakes, it's a bloody Monday mornin', I've been partyin' all weekend an' now you throw in a fucker. I'm like a fuckin' rabbit in the headlites this mornin'. Bastard.


They paid £30, an' then they got a quid back each. I think they should be bloody happy that they got a minor result. Fingers got £2 so he's happy too. Now £25 + £3 + £2 makes £30, there is no spare £1. It's like tellin' my kids I have 11 fingers, countin' the first five backwards to 6 an' addin' the other 5. Stop fuckin' with my head an' I'll go get meself anutha cuppa.
Wot he said :p

[RobK]

Three bikers turn up at a rally and pay £30 to get in, as they ride through one of the blokes on the desk realizes they are entitled to a discount and that because the three are together they should have only paid £25.. he gives his mate £5 and asks him to find them and give them their change..on the way to find them the mate can't decide how to split the £5 between 3 so he gives them £1 each, and keeps £2...now they have each paid £9...that is a total of £27 plus the £2 the mate kept makes £29...what happened to the other £1 :confused:

Nothing happend to the other pound.

You don't add the two pounds to the £27 you should take it off to give £25 which is what was kept at the gate.

So it all works out.

Do I win a prize? :D

[John Hopkins]

well done lads, If I can make it to the Royal Welsh on the Sunday, and any of you see me there, I'll buy you a pint...Can't make it friday or saturday because I'm in Scotland then... :D John

[STEViE]

Hi John. You will find me in the Blues an' Country Rock Bar most of the weekend. Either there or on the British Legion Riders Branch stand in the mornin's at some point.

[pyro]

Ere you go then John, A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

[Worjorj]

They're all hermaphodites ;)

[pyro]

They're all hermaphodites ;)

Close enough and stay away from me....

[gothtec]

They paid two pound over the odds and fingers kept it...

[devon-tony]

Ere you go then John, A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so are the other half. :p

or she has at least 4 boys that more than half are boys but half are indeed boys

[pyro]

ultimate riddle. (http://deathball.net/notpron/)






Steps back and sniggers behind hand....

[John Hopkins]

I only spent a few minutes..up to level 4..how are you doing...gotta go now to pick my son up...I'll try again later

[Mistress Maker]

bastards!!!!

[pyro]

wanna a clue... ;)

[John Hopkins]

I stopped when it asked for user name and password...John

[Bosun]

ultimate riddle. (http://deathball.net/notpron/)






Steps back and sniggers behind hand....


ok think im being blonde here

[devon-tony]

username and password level (4) for me too, its a riddle and apparantly you use the search engines to find the answer, but also have to download free software along the way, cant be arsed with all that

[gothtec]

Voodoo power....

I'm on page 5..yay!

[John Hopkins]

You must have looked at the source code...Duh ,dah, dah...

[gothtec]

My computer wont let me past 5 something about my connection... bugger!

[John Hopkins]

well I've given up at level 6...I don't think I'm gonna live long enough...and...





I can hear my wife calling me..... :D :D John

[pyro]

only 81 levels...... still stuck on 8. :rolleyes: (not that I'm trying really....)