Alternates?

[Bassman]

What can u think of?

Please supply alternate word meanings. eg

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your see-through.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

[Jay]

RAMIFICATION - The consequences of forcing something big into a small hole

[krammer]

RAMIFICATION - The consequences of forcing something big into a small hole jay, there appears to be a consistant theme to your threads today. i know you have been away for a while, did you by any chance go into the closet and emerge feeling a new man? :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Ok, here goes...

DISARMAMENT - The punishment in certain countries for shoplifting 3 or 4 times

CONCURRENT - Electricity obtained "free" by bypassing the meter (see also CONCURRENCY - The amount of money saved)

BUCKSHOT - A drink on a Stag Night

BESTIALITY - Better than a speciality

MYTH - A female moth

AFFILIATE - Meal made from female horse meat (see also AFFILIATED - Horse and Bear meat mixture)

BIKER - (orig. Bikerr) Person related to the Simple Minds singer, who bats for both sides

DIARY - A place to milk CWOS

[Jay]

jay, there appears to be a consistant theme to your threads today. i know you have been away for a while, did you by any chance go into the closet and emerge feeling a new man? :D

I Never touched that man and you cant prove I did!!! oh and just as soon as you can find a closet big enought to fit me, let me know and I'll book it to use as me coffin!