LMAO the future according to BT

[Gypsy]

In 2020, whipping out your mobile phone to make a call will be quaintly passé. By then phones will be printed directly on to wrists, or other parts of the body, says Ian Pearson, BT's resident futurologist.

If you are wearing smart make-up, where electronics are controlling the appearance, you don't want people hacking in and writing messages on your forehead

BT futurologist Ian Pearson

here's the link to the full story

funny stuff (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4059011.stm)

[cxdemon]

What a job! formulating total crap and getting paid for it!! :D

[Jay]

What a job! formulating total crap and getting paid for it!! :D



POT KETTLE BLACK

[Doro]

well you know I ppredicted this a few weeks ago hinny

only I said the phones would be implants in our brains

remember?

funny bit was how to screen calls


actually in the early 80s a Japenese couple had implants in their brains to enable them to pick up TV in their brains

tik and tok they were


or maybe that was an april fools thing

:eek:

[Gypsy]

well you know I ppredicted this a few weeks ago hinny

only I said the phones would be implants in our brains

remember?

funny bit was how to screen calls


actually in the early 80s a Japenese couple had implants in their brains to enable them to pick up TV in their brains

tik and tok they were


or maybe that was an april fools thing

:eek:

he he oh yeah we was only talking about this the other day ... but we had been drinking :D

[Jonnyfp]

Hackers would become cyber telepathic hi-jackers..and could get you to horrible things like rob banks or register on Visordown.

[Doro]

no info on tik & tok apart from them being into 80s electronic music (yak) I think they supported duran duran or summat

anyway

found this instead

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041025/news_1n25brain.html

[Gypsy]

hey jonny you could probably have ya head hacked into by the dodgy porn police :D

[Gypsy]

no info on tik & tok apart from them being into 80s electronic music (yak) I think they supported duran duran or summat

anyway

found this instead

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041025/news_1n25brain.html

hehe when does the machine become the man :D

[Jonnyfp]

hey jonny you could probably have ya head hacked into by the dodgy porn police :D


And thats a bad thing?? :D

[lowrider]

Anyone with kids from 12 to 21 will know that the mobile has already been grafted to the side of the head. :D
Only way to communicate with them is by text or of course the time honoured father daughter chat.Money.

[Huw Beer Monster]

well you know I predicted this a few weeks ago hinny

only I said the phones would be implants in our bras

remember?

funny bit was how to screen calls


Well, that's the ladies sorted...

:D

[Doro]

oooooooooo it's huw


queen of quotations lmao :D



when I got my 1st fone I had lotsa free text messages so I used to text the kids when they were upstairs to ask em stuff ha ha

like

make me a cuppa please etc


well

their music was so loud they never heard me yelling up the stairs


it made em laugh for a minute or two, even got me cuppa :cool:

[Nitrowing]

Mobile technology is restricted mainly by battery technology. Phones are restricted by the need to type numbers. Watch sized phones have been available in Japan for nearly 2 years - how small do you want? :eek:

[slugonamission]

if theyre brain implants, what about batteries? surely batteries that close to the brain aint healthy??? :)

[Bosun]

i still want a fax though, will this mean wearing a klilt or looser undergarments, donrt want to crease the paper