Waiter, this curry's sh!t...

[The Beer Monsters]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6612529.stm

[Jus1]

Makes ya think dont it ..... next time ya missus cooks something and you're thinking ... man, this tastes like sh1t ..... :eek:

IT "IS" SH1T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Hopkins]

Never mind your missus...next time you go into an indian resturant after a skinfull at closing time and call out "oy paki bastard givuss four curries, and be bloody quick about it"..think about where she got the idea from....I never eat anything I can't recognise when I'm out...stick to go old fashioned British fish and chips and you won't go far wrong... :D John

[pale rider]

can you not buy bottled sh*it from the supermarket for curry ?

[eigerton]

my missus doesn't need to put pooh in her cooking to make it taste crap

[Jus1]

my missus doesn't need to put pooh in her cooking to make it taste crap


that's what i'm sayin ......





doesn't she ????????



:confused:
:eek:

[eigerton]

doesn't she ????????

my kids used to hate it when I was working and she had to cook the dinner - her incompetence in the kitchen is notorious

[Jus1]

Wendy Craig ... Butterflies springs to mind ....

will always remember her "GREEN" Bacon .... LOL

[lowrider]

My wife,a long time ago,after i had done one to many of coming in from work after spending hours in the pub, served me a late supper of mince and tatties.
Very nice it was to.
Years later she confessed she had been so pissed off that it had been dog food.
She is a dear. :rolleyes:

[gixerkarl]

im not sure,but i think i may of made myself a cat food toastie while pissed,mrs gixer pointed at the knife with said kittty cat on it and the crumbs....................so unless my cat knows how to use the toaster.... :D

[willie2006]

she`s making him spaggetti bollocknasse tomorrow :D

[eigerton]

with turdle soup to start