Who's this " Johnny Rocker" ?

[mr.chaz]

You may laff , but I just tearfully replaced my 1998 bubblejet printer (sniff,sniff) with an all in one scanner thingy. Which means that no one is safe now!

Could you tell me who this archive Johnny Rocker photo is of?
Clue - teeth have gone , hair has gone , eyes are going. To me to you....



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[100%Pat]

I know!! Its a younger version of one of the chuckle brothers isnt it... to me, to you, to me to you.....

[mr.chaz]

correctamundo!!!!!!!!!!!

gonna dig through me fotos now...
watch this space!

[100%Pat]

He is really gonna kill you! :D

[mr.chaz]

okay then......
can you spot him now....?
can you...can you..... can you....?






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[Trikerbiker]

Was this pic taken at the 'ASS' CAFE rockers reunion?

[Choprocker]

Johnny rocker? looks more like a wolverine wannabe going to a X-men convention.

[DANNY]

your memory is going MR chaz i was the one behind the camera.( thats from left CARL ,YOU and mr L.)

[Doro]

ugh

carl is showing brain methinks

[DANNY]

Ps just wait till i find away to shrink my photo collection to fit on here.Be afraid very afraid.

[STEViE]

Well it ain't me thank feck but I had a quiff once y'kno

[mr.chaz]

your memory is going MR chaz i was the one behind the camera.( thats from left CARL ,YOU and mr L.)


We've had this conversation before.
You are in the middle - next photo would be you turned around and laffing at the camera , whilst pointing to each ass.
That ain't me boyo.
You centre and leb and carl.

Hello ! (knock , knock , knock) !

[mr.chaz]

Stevie-

quiffs are great until you put a bloody helmet on!

here's tres Hombres' - which is Spanish for 3 tossers.


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[Santa]

You should have got pulled for that number plate! The numbers are all backwards :confused: .

[Dougie]

Who knew the Stray Cats drove a 1.3 Marina?

[mr.chaz]

Stray cats?

Misdirected puppies , more like!

Dan - would you like to comment on that Marina?
(funnily enough , I think I got the interior door handles on me LDV van - that's progress for you!)

[Bosun]

kindly excuse the gary glitter t shirt ( he played at kent same year i think)

[BlackPig]

Stray cats?

Misdirected puppies , more like!


LMFAO !!!! :D :D :D

[DANNY]

Stray cats?

Misdirected puppies , more like!

Dan - would you like to comment on that Marina?
(funnily enough , I think I got the interior door handles on me LDV van - that's progress for you!)
I hadnt passed my test then. My Grandad gave it to me I gave it to my older brother and he took it to London and as far as i know its still there.When i did pass my test i bought a Wartberg (three cylinder two stroke,wonderful car).

[DANNY]

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[DANNY]

at last got it to work. That cup of coffee aint going to be enough for that fat b£££££d.

[mr.chaz]

at last got it to work. That cup of coffee aint going to be enough for that fat b£££££d.

Is that the best you got? Christ that isn't "from the archives" at all!

You must learn , that for every action , there is an opposite "reaction".
So here it is -


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[mr.chaz]

you were such a pretty young thing , and your momma must have been so proud of you.
At what point did it all start going wrong?

[DANNY]

when i met you. its all bin down hill from then, eyes went teeth went and now hair has gone but at least im still under 12 stone.

[mr.chaz]

well , put another stone on and you might be able to take the twist lids off the top of your own Vodka bottles. even your missus has to help you open a bottle of milk!
poor love!

[Sir Ewok]

I sense a lovers tiff going on here!

[mr.chaz]

I sense a lovers tiff going on here!


Purely for the entertainment of the forum!
I always like Dan's retort of hilarious "one liners" :

how about...
"you fat bastard"

or that other one...
"you fat bastard"

then there was the timeless...
"you fat bastard"

not forgetting.....
"you fat bastard"

the boy's a comic genius! :p

[DANNY]

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[mr.chaz]

ooooooh , you dirty bastid!

saying that though... you've just proved me wrong ( there's a first!)
I always thought I got better looking with age , I'm wrong.... I was always a handsome bastid!

Who's that crack cocaine whore sitting next to me?
oops! it's the missus!

[Jay]

Hang on Hang on.....thats Chesney Hawks!

[mr.chaz]

Hang on Hang on.....thats Chesney Hawks!

as that's a good 20 years old , then that means I actually invented Chesney Hawks. Anyone else after that must have been an imposter and could actually be charged with the offence of " Chesney Hawking".

I better go see about a few quid in royalties then hadn't I?


I am the one and only.......
nobody I'd rather be.( apart from Peter North or Seymour butts)

I am the one and only........
you can't take that away from me ( only with a very big stick)

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.cheeky bastids!

[Jay]

there you go MR CHEZ, you've just earned yourself another £15 singing those two lines.

[Dougie]

the offence of " Chesney Hawking".
Is that onything like "Stephen Hawking"?







sorry.

[Huw Beer Monster]

the offence of " Chesney Hawking".
Is that onything like "Stephen Hawking"?
sorry.

Yes, but Stephen has a better singing voice and dance moves.


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