Help me!

[Mrs Reject]

Goooooood! I've got a really really important exam on Tuesday and I just can't get motivated, all I can think of is the house needs tidying, the cats toe nails need clipping, there is ironing to be done and papers to be sorted Argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if I don't start studying and stop procrastinating NOW I'll be seriously in the sh1t! :(

[dracken1]

pull yourself together my girl and get on with it. you don't want to end up like your cousin mabel do you! washing the public loos and married to that croatian who paid her £50.00 to marry him just so he could stay in the country.
she's married 6 more of his family since.
you don't want that for yourself do you?
well thats where your heading my girl if you don't pull your socks up and get your nose stuck in them books.

"is that the sort of thing you meant mrs r??"

all names relating to real people are purely coincidental.. :) :)

[Sir Ewok]

First question.... Are you good at what you are doing?

Second question..... Have you got a good memory?

Third question.... Do you panic or are you chilled about exams?

I very rarely swot up before an exam, if you don't know it by now, you never will. However, if there is an area that you have a particular problem, then swot that part only. Skim the rest to ensure that what you now is correct. Has always worked for me. When I did my EMFEC Welding Theory I got 100% on the first exam and 97% on the second. This from a guy that can't remember his own name some days. This is my personal system and may not work for you, but good luck anway.
You will pass with flying colours, Feel the Force, young Reject...............

[Mitch]

Goooooood! I've got a really really important exam on Tuesday and I just can't get motivated, all I can think of is the house needs tidying, the cats toe nails need clipping, there is ironing to be done and papers to be sorted Argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, if I don't start studying and stop procrastinating NOW I'll be seriously in the sh1t! :(

Don't panic love!!!!!!!!

leave the house alone!!! - it can look after itself... wait till I get home at least. It has been worse...
Cats need nails clipping? Maybe Mab can set herself up as a cat manicurist... believe me, she's got the temprement (fluff for brains) - either that or we bring in the scratching post
Ironing... most stuff does not - repeat does not need ironing (believe me, I know - now you don't iron pants anymore :D )

Papers (and everything else) can wait till after the exams.

Chill babes!!!!!! :D

[blackhack]

right woman, get that bloody computer switched off and get some work done....












bet you've forgot about the exam now then......

[Bosun]

stand away from the computer NOW


and leave the rest to Mitch

GO for it Gal

[Creature]

else I will come over and make sure you do your revision !!!!!!!!!!!

[ForestFred]

Or I will wiv my Katie Melua cds an egg whisk an marigold gloves :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Urrgghhh, I'm working ok no need to come over - no need at all - no sir :eek:

[Bosun]

Stand Away From The Forum Please

[bunbag]

get on wi it i , can talk, got more exams in jan an can,t be bothered :(

[Rogue Monkey]

Yup! ya gotta reach for that off button! Put yer hands up and back away now! :o Bye the way! If theres anything I can help with :confused:

[davesatan]

if you dont start soon i am sending pictures of me on the toilet to you

[Mrs Reject]

Yup! ya gotta reach for that off button! Put yer hands up and back away now! :o Bye the way! If theres anything I can help with :confused:

Can you find me a new brain that doesn't have holes in it :confused: AND having studied for several hours now I am beginning to realise I should have started this last week.

[ForestFred]

Can you find me a new brain that doesn't have holes in it :confused: AND having studied for several hours now I am beginning to realise I should have started this last week. Quick send £25,000 in used notes to the Mighty Ewok and Tuck emporium an they'll send you one back in time pill No warranties or guarantees implied or given , the pill may not work for all people and no monies can be refunded after all who the fuck wants a second hand pill
:D

[Sir Ewok]

There's an easier answer than the time pill. For a small (as yet undisclosed) fee, we will whisk you off to sunny Cechnia where you will learn some basic woreds of the language (Such as pay the ransom now or they will execute me). Once the language part of the course is mastered (about half a day) we will have forged a certificate in any subject you wish to work in. Brain surgery has a 10% surcharge as it is difficult to find donors for the course work. You will then travel back to England in the back of a luxury Eddie Stobart HGV. Once the doors are opened you can join in the sport of tag with the companies security guards. After several weeks holiday in an Asylum Centre, you will be a fully paid up specialist/ Doctor/ Surgeon etc.

Fees can be reduced if you agree to do 3 years Prostitution or Cockle Picking before taking up your chosen post.

[Mrs Reject]

Heehee, thanks folks, thanks to your advice I am now in "the zone" so may have a chance of passing this exam after all!!! Filled the holes with polyfilla - doesn't half make your skull lumpy though :D

[Bosun]

oooh im gonna become a phrenologist.. let me feel your swellings ;)

[STEViE]

Pearl & Dean Music : Bah bah, bah bah ba ba bah ba, ba ba bah, bah ba ba ba ba baaaaaaah BA !!


There's an easier answer than the time pill. For a small (as yet undisclosed) fee, we will whisk you off to sunny Cechnia where you will learn some basic woreds of the language (Such as pay the ransom now or they will execute me). Once the language part of the course is mastered (about half a day) we will have forged a certificate in any subject you wish to work in. Brain surgery has a 10% surcharge as it is difficult to find donors for the course work. You will then travel back to England in the back of a luxury Eddie Stobart HGV. Once the doors are opened you can join in the sport of tag with the companies security guards. After several weeks holiday in an Asylum Centre, you will be a fully paid up specialist/ Doctor/ Surgeon etc.

Fees can be reduced if you agree to do 3 years Prostitution or Cockle Picking before taking up your chosen post.
Good ol' Ewok & Tuck - what would we do without them.

[ForestFred]

Pearl & Dean Music : Bah bah, bah bah ba ba bah ba, ba ba bah, bah ba ba ba ba baaaaaaah BA !!



Good ol' Ewok & Tuck - what would we do without them. Save a shed load of money
:D

[Jonnyfp]

Go into the kitchen make the strongest sweetest coffee you can (pint of) then try and sit down.
you are now motivated. :D

[Mrs Reject]

Go into the kitchen make the strongest sweetest coffee you can (pint of) then try and sit down.
you are now motivated. :D

A PINT of coffee, why the heck didn't I think of that - hurrah!
We loves that Pearl and Dean intro music:D

[Sir Ewok]

Guess who owns the copyright?

[Rogue Monkey]

Can you find me a new brain that doesn't have holes in it :confused: AND having studied for several hours now I am beginning to realise I should have started this last week.
Wot subject is it on? :confused: