Getting Even in an uneaven world!

[Rogue Monkey]

Ever been in one o those "meetings" when everybodies dead serious an stuff? And (and never start a sentance with AND!)you ave to say somthing, but yer bored to tears with all the PC, scripted from "The Office" bolloks being expressed? What dya do? I find this usefull! :o Think of a line out of one of ya favourit comedy programs and try an fit it into yer verbal utterances! :o The number of times Blackadder lines have been brought up in serious "Multi disciplinary Team" meetings is a joy I will carry to the grave! See how many you can get in before someone twigs! :D

[100%Pat]

Yep, when I was part of a large but boring telephone sales team we used to do a similar thing, we had a 'word of the day' like buttock or some such thing...brightens up the day eh

[Bosun]

especially the how many forms of address (always polite) you can use is a fun game
but yes the blackadder ones are easyish to do

still haven't managed
"youre a sad old nanny with an udder fixation" though :D

[100%Pat]

we've done (and Ive done it here to on a quiet day to amuse the office)
Is the 'Assasination team' wind up, you call some one and it goes like this
All in best telephone stuck up cow type voice.

Good afternoon could I speak to blah blah Please
'Yes speaking'
Oh Im sorry to bother you madam but my name is Agent H , I am a member of the Elite Assasin Group. We are scheduled to come round to assasinate you at 1pm on Wedsday and I just wondered which method you would prefer. We have shooting, stabbing or a discount offer on garroting this week........

You'd be suprised the amount of folk who say.... Oh sorry Im out then, what about...... oi! what did you say...... :D

[Mrs Reject]

Hahahaha, I like to go into stuffy meetings looking ridiculous in some way, either with an absurd hairstyle or horrible makeup, fuschia eye shadow and lipstick for example. People look at you funny but daren't say anything in case you meant to look like that and take offense :D It is a good way to 'diss' your boss.

[ForestFred]

When I was on excercise wiv the T.A as a radio op we used to have word of the day I remember circumnavigation being a right bugger to use :D

[Bassman]

When I worked for a short time for Bt telesales... during training, we had to tell a joke to break the ice... I told my best shirtlifter and policeman..come with me to the station joke, and wondered why it was so quiet... the next chap stood up and said "as i am gay"....whoops!! :o

[Bosun]

think i'll try mrs r's makeup tips next

[bill?]

bored at meetings.........play bullsh*t bingo
get your bingo card and instructions here http://sheffieldmag.org.uk/bs.htm

or try our christmas test http://sheffieldmag.org.uk/pg1.htm

[Born2bVile]

Can't remember when it was, but not that long ago........

The England Football team had a challenge amongst themselves to get as many song titles into the post-match interviews as possible.

Made for some bemused commentators :rolleyes:

Cheers,

Byrnie.