Wow over 600 members now

[100%Pat]

Welcome Memnock!!
Say hello nicely children, dont go scaring him away.... pretend to be normal just for a little while please.... and that means you Fayj and Monkey!! :D

[Sir Ewok]

WhoooooHoooo! and I'm one of them, Yipppekayayyyyyy Mother-fuckers!!!!!!!!

[Sir Ewok]

OOOps! Hi there matey, nice to have you join our select band of Bikers. Do step in and have a cuppa and a sticky bun. We are not really inmates of the Vodka Queen Home for Mentally Disturbed Bikers, Oh no! We are Genteel folk who display a regard for the sensinbilities of all those who visit our nice, Chintzy world. Fayji goes so far, that he wears Laura Ashley Leathers and matching silk undies. How Twee, Darling!

[memnoch]

Welcome Memnock!!
Say hello nicely children, dont go scaring him away.... pretend to be normal just for a little while please.... and that means you Fayj and Monkey!! :D

Thanks again for the invite...

Hello all.

[Rogue Monkey]

Welcome to our little glade of sunshine amidst a forest of tetherley Oaks! :) (I made that last word up!)! :o Actually.........come to think of it...It`s a bobbins word! :( What I meant was........eerm......****! SToned man! :o

[cxdemon]

Hello and welcome to the jungle matey! we're all mostly harmless, except for ........... and then there's .........watch out for him, oh and Ewok&tucks emporium is always looking for new mugs err sorry customers! :)

[Erogenous Jones]

Morning memnoch. A warm welcome to this very strange but rather pleasant place.

[Rogue Monkey]

Sorry! Im normal........ :o Honest! ............No really ........I am! Normal!........... Normal! Norminal! Nomal! mornal! Yes!....See! :) No IM NOT!...yes I am...........No YOUR NOT! Yes I am! :o Sorry Pat! :o

[cxdemon]

Pat! quick get the syringe ready!! :eek: Monkeys on the loose again, oh feck we only just got him under control last time :D

[Dont ask Me! I`m Stoned!]

Hi memnoch! Welcome :)

[memnoch]

Thanks all...seems like a nice, if not somewhat slightly crazy, place to be...

Drinks are on me...(steady, steady!)

[ForestFred]

Ow Bist. I herby promise Pat that I wont mention Goats, egg whisks, marigolds or barfing up. Whoops! tee hee :D

[Rogue Monkey]

OooooQ! Hic! I`ll ave a Vodka n Coke dude! Cheers! :o

[Bosun]

Welcome Memnock!!
that means you Fayj and Monkey!! :D


hello memnock how very nice to meet you
welcome to Pats pages of pleasure


very kind offer of a drink, may i have a pint of Hopbacks entire stout

i thankyou

[BlackPig]

Ooooooooh yes !! It's like that is it !! Fayji and RM,proper little teachers pets !! :p
BOLLOCKS !!
















welcome,I hope you like sprouts :D :D

[Freak]

ARSE

sorry, thought it was a game :D

[BlackPig]

ARSE

sorry, thought it was a game :D


No it'snot :D

[Sheltie]

Hi memoch and a warm fit like from the frozen north. They don't get more northerly than me.










quick lock the door so he don't escape.

[Bosun]

POOH BUMSNo it'snot :D
game now

[Otter]

Have you something to confess memnock?

Memnock's world (http://www.memnochsworld.com/index2.html)

[dracken1]

welcome to the last suit you will ever wear.

thats it i'm removing the mib forum from my favourites.

hi and welcome :D

[Bosun]

Fayji and RM,proper little teachers pets !!


oooooh now your talking does that involve leads and collars?

[Dougie]

Greetings good sir!Don't worry if you don't understand what's going on at times.......NO OTHER BUGGER DOES! :D

[BlackPig]

oooooh now your talking does that involve leads and collars?


Very probably :D

Either that or a doghouse :p :D

[Jim]

Llamas are lovely too.

[BlackPig]

Llamas are lovely too.


Yeah,but it cant be love.............

















...........they tend t' spit not swallow. :D :D :rolleyes:

[slugonamission]

be afraid.....were all really escapees from the mental asylum down the road... or are we.... :confused:

[ForestFred]

be afraid.....were all really escapees from the mental asylum down the road... or are we.... :confused: You are , I came from the one on the top of the hill
:eek:

[bunbag]

never point ra finger at any one as there,s 3 pointin back at you :eek: welcome

[Friar Tuck]

Well! that's anuvver one we've fritted orf!

That's Angie, Percyphone, Liztombs.... where's this Amanda that's meant to have joined us?

We few! we happy few! This band of merry men!

[BlackPig]

Robin Hood,Robin Hood,riding through the glen................ :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

Im NOT and I repeat NOT WEARING TIGHTS for anyone

[cxdemon]

They just don't recognise quality when they see it that's all Ft, :D

[cxdemon]

Im NOT and I repeat NOT WEARING TIGHTS for anyone

Thought you just wore them for yourself mate..........runs off into sherwood and hides behind a tree :D

[Bosun]

Thought you just wore them for yourself mate..........runs off into sherwood and hides behind a tree :D


i can still see you

[cxdemon]

No, really? bugger!.... quickly slips on cunning squirrel disguise....no not tights honest :o








Bugger bet you can't see me now?

[Bosun]

squirrel costume good, but i can still see your nuts :eek:

[cxdemon]

Oh gods laddered another pair!.......of squirrel leggings, honest, look they are green, the leggings, not me nuts by the way. anyway what you doing looking? :D

[Bassman]

Welcome M8.... Take no notice of the strange ones on ere... most of us are entirely normal.... Errmmm, havent I seen your name on the
"Hurrah It's the weekend so call me Gladys" site?

[Jay]

Help me......help me PLEASE, you are nearest the door after all.

Or don't and just come on in and share the warm sensation trickling down your leg that is....100% biker forum.

[Friar Tuck]

Im NOT and I repeat NOT WEARING TIGHTS for anyone
Not while you've got the stockings and suspenders on anyway!

[Bosun]

Not while you've got the stockings and suspenders on anyway!



shhhh you promised not to tell

[krammer]

i hate tights, but at a push i'll wear a pair of pretty pollies.

[ForestFred]

i hate tights, but at a push i'll wear a pair of pretty pollies. hold ups or pop sox?

[krammer]

don't like pop tarts. way too sweet. :D

[Dougie]

Bet you like Britney though,a real pop tart....

[Bassman]

Bet you like Britney though,a real pop tart....

Well I have to admit, that by the look of your piccy, i would def. not climb over her to get to you M8!! :D

[Dougie]

Fine by me,that's the last bloke who tried that!