Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

[Mrs Reject]

Who in their right mind would want to shag an ugly fecker like David Blunkett, imagine bearing his vile offspring and being reminded of that every day!
And why doesn't he do the decent thing and resign - and they said that the tories were corrupt and couldn't keep their trousers on....and while they're at it TB can resign as well 'cos I can't see any evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
This government are like clingons - they stink, nobody wants them but they hang on for dear life.............................*breath and relax*

:mad:

[big gal]

You'd ave to be deaf,dumb n blind to shag him,wouldnt ya ewwwwwwwwwww,rather go to bed on me own ta :D and you have to feel sorry for Cherie Blair,poor woman dont half put up with some rubbish,most of which comes from her husband! :D

[Bosun]

obviously one here for the girls but is there such a thing as a fanciable MP?

[Dougie]

You'd ave to be deaf,dumb n blind to shag him,wouldnt ya ewwwwwwwwwww,rather go to bed on me own ta :D and you have to feel sorry for Cherie Blair,poor woman dont half put up with some rubbish,most of which comes from her husband! :D
Cherie Blair?!?That creature looks like one of the Notre Dame gargoyles after falling off the roof into the ugly pond!How can we trust a PM that would hump summat that hideous? :eek:

[Bosun]

Cherie Blair?!?That creature looks like one of the Notre Dame gargoyles after falling off the roof into the ugly pond!How can we trust a PM that would hump summat that hideous? :eek:


maybe he always wanted to be a postman
thats omne heck of a pillar box opening

[BlackPig]

But aren't you all being fucked by them anyway ????? :rolleyes:

The part of the story I shall never understand is that,the majority asked for seconds !!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[dodgyphil]

hah trust Dougie to hit it right on the head....reckon there must be a school for the misguided ugly bstards to train them how to become mps!

[Sir Ewok]

Still the same misguided wankers voted the Tories in for thirteen years. They are all a waste of space. Why is it they bring in the trades description act for all sales patter, but not for them? They should all be made to stick to their promises. Yea! right!

Remeber the old Hippie mottoes:-
1. If voting could change anything, they would make it illegal.

2. Don't vote, otherwise the bastards will get in.

3. Feck the lot of'em, they're all a waste of space.

Alright the last one was mine. Shoot them all and do it now.......

[Sheltie]

Alright the last one was mine. Shoot them all and do it now.......

Can I be first to pull the trigger?

[madastoast]

Why do you think they invented beer?
so MP's could get laid :D
Aah the old one's are the best
I'll get me coat