Wark By The River First Cow Tippin Rally By The ****eskis/stonedshags

[Stonedski Kev]

now that I have your attention, the ****e-skis/stoned-shags and the wark gentlemens club are also in with this madness, so when it comes, bing a diky bow tie thingy, cause dress code applies, watch this space cause the pink elephant bites and the cows go mooo..splat

[Stonedski Kev]

Upon pondering the meanings of life , I then found myself coming to the conclusion that madness is but just an illusion that is brought on by the indulgence of life,of course you may disbelieve these initial thoughts , but , after thinking about this more deeply. several contributions of maybe the wrong or the right cocktail of life may influance the sane thoughts of what me and you perseave as madness.alcohol sex and drugs have no affect whatsoever , were as the simple things , like when arsholes in cars pull out in front of you when your in utter contentment while riding your bike on a sunny day in july or when your stopped by the same policeman 23 times in one month and given a producer every time or even when your on a rally and you need a **** , only to find that after youve emptyied your behind that there is no bog roll in the portalloo, these are things that may make you mad where as the indugence of good company with loads of alcohol in a field , in a marrquee with live bands playing helps to keep a happy medium between 'losing it' and being happy, After contimplating these and many other ponderings , I suddenly found myself waking up as the joint in my hand was burning down to fingers(ouch ) and the fifteen bottles of brown ale that i drank earlier that day had seeped out of my behind and ...I had NO F..K.G bog roll AAARRRHHH

[Stonedski Kev]

bythe way, the dates are sat 23rd april, 5 pound a ticket prebook only with a strick 200 limit, my nomber is on the stonedski empty the barrel 3 flyers or thread

[Stonedski Kev]

Wooo Hooo Less Than A Week To Go

[technoboiler]

oi kev.....am workin so cant come
why do u never play on the general forum? :confused:

[Stonedski Kev]

just been there and you wearnt there, boo hooo

[technoboiler]

just been there and you wearnt there, boo hooo
was tuppin! ;) ............lol