Emergency Valentines Card

[pagan_flame]

Forgotten to get her a card? Looking forwards to a evening of 'You Do Love That Bike More Than Me' and then sleeping in the spare room?

All is not lost - just download from here and print out, then watch the expression on her face as she opens the envelope... :rolleyes:

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/tesco-value-valentines-day.pdf

[John Hopkins]

What envelope!! :D John

[xjtriker666]

waste ov fukkin money them valium cards are

[Rhythm Addict]

If you want to use that card and are at a loss for what verse to put in, here are some to use. They truly reflect the spirit in which the card is given....

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother/mother (delete as applicable)

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Kylie]

Robin I think I'm quite glad you *didn't* send me a valentines card!

[Rhythm Addict]

Robin I think I'm quite glad you *didn't* send me a valentines card!

I know, I know, I'm an old romantic aren't I! :p :p :p

[Kylie]

I know, I know, I'm an old romantic aren't I! :p :p :p

So where's my champagne, strawberries etc?

[Rhythm Addict]

I couldn't find any suitable for veggies or that didn't contain NUTS!

[Kylie]

I couldn't find any suitable for veggies or that didn't contain NUTS!

I've been looking for dome decent nuts everywhere.....

[Rhythm Addict]

Just bought a new belt and bag for the mrs for Valentines.












The Hoover works much better now!

[Grav]

I've been looking for dome decent nuts everywhere.....
Snigger........ :D

[Violetmay]

Guess who got one.... it prints out quite nicely.


I made his.. some paper, a drawing of him on a trike with a stick on silly hat, and some words of endearment.

he gave me his flu for a pressie..:)