Rallies The stall will be at...

[100%Pat]

Just to let you all know roughly where we'll be for the next couple of months, most of these are not confirmed as I leave it till the last mo just to be sure, but these are where we 'plan' to be.

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Pro Custom Doncaster 18-20th June
Devils Own Custom Show Leics 27th June

Thunder In the City Leeds 2-4th July
Nuke The Monkey Hartlepool 9-11th July
Scottish Drag & Custom Crail 16-18th July


Please note all you moaning Scots.... we are coming over the border, the drinks are on YOU!! :D

[mr.chaz]

I think I can manage to avoid all of those then- whewww!

Thanks for the warning :D

[Homer]

Hi Pat
Why dont you try the Yorkshire pudding rally in August. Sounds like that might be a good small and chilled do.

[100%Pat]

At least that means I wont have to look at that Tee shirt again :eek:

[Homer]

T.shirt? what T.shirt have I missed somthing ?

[100%Pat]

No sorry mate, your post popped in between my reply to Mr 'I have an HD Tee shirt and I'll wear it' Chaz. :D
Surpose its better than the PVC and thigh highs though.... :eek:

[blackhack]

Please note all you moaning Scots.... we are coming over the border, the drinks are on YOU!!

Story of my life....I'll be in faro that weekend...That'll be one I owe you then.

[mr.chaz]

No sorry mate, your post popped in between my reply to Mr 'I have an HD Tee shirt and I'll wear it' Chaz. :D
Surpose its better than the PVC and thigh highs though.... :eek:

Don't fuggin start -you'll bloody regret it when I eventually get my own back.
:p

[Smudge]

Just to let you all know roughly where we'll be for the next couple of months, most of these are not confirmed as I leave it till the last mo just to be sure, but these are where we 'plan' to be.

3 Shires. Shropshire 11-12th June
Pro Custom Doncaster 18-20th June
Devils Own Custom Show Leics 27th June

Thunder In the City Leeds 2-4th July
Nuke The Monkey Hartlepool 9-11th July
Scottish Drag & Custom Crail 16-18th July


Please note all you moaning Scots.... we are coming over the border, the drinks are on YOU!! :D
Not at the farmyard this year then

["HIGH TOWER"]

Some very bad planing there pat,could ya not do both they is only up the road a bit ?. :cool:

[100%Pat]

No I'm afraid I bloody can't dont think Im not pissed off about it cos I am! I booked in with Doncaster late last year, before I even realised it was Farmyard weekend, we have a 30metre stand so it'll take me n Rik all our time to ' man' it as it is. Bollocks!!! :mad:

[TaxiDave]

to ' man' it as it is. Bollocks!!! :mad:

'man' it. Now,now Pat you're giving all the unitiated the chance to think that you are a blokey type of editor and not the dress wearing girlie that we know you are. LOL :D :D :D

[Mrs Reject]

How come you can type words like bollox and they are not asterixed out, I can't even say ***** or ******** or *****!!!!! It's not fair *spits dummy out*

[mr.chaz]

How come you can type words like bollox and they are not asterixed out, I can't even say ***** or ******** or *****!!!!! It's not fair *spits dummy out*

Ooh that's a dirrrrty , dirrrty mouth!
You kiss Mitch with that mouth? :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Ooh that's a dirrrrty , dirrrty mouth!
You kiss Mitch with that mouth? :eek:

Yeah - and he loves it!!!:D

[Mitch]

Yeah - and he loves it!!!:D

Too right!! Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!

[odie]

I asume these are the rallies that "stevie" is going to be at?
How did those photos of his bum come out like?
Did lynne get a copy or 10 for her collection?
Sexual harrasment from a pair of OLD women, poor boy! LOL

[mr.chaz]

Yeah - and he loves it!!!:D

bottle of bleach and a wire brush in the post :D

[dracken1]

i'll be visiting family in doncaster that weekend.
so i'll pop over and see you pat.
website should be complete enough by then for me to buy some advertising space.

during your summer sale!!! :D :D :eek:

["HIGH TOWER"]

No I'm afraid I bloody can't dont think Im not pissed off about it cos I am! I booked in with Doncaster late last year, before I even realised it was Farmyard weekend, we have a 30metre stand so it'll take me n Rik all our time to ' man' it as it is. Bollocks!!! :mad:
With 30 metres you will be half way there,You must have a lot of stock to fill that up.Might drop in on friday on the way to FARMYARD if only to see you behind your 30 metres ,and wish you well on your venture while we ALL pop up the road a pieace. :confused:

[STEViE]

I asume these are the rallies that "stevie" is going to be at?
How did those photos of his bum come out like?
Did lynne get a copy or 10 for her collection?
Sexual harrasment from a pair of OLD women, poor boy! LOL

I have to say, in my defence, that I was rather W@nkered at the time. An' to tell the truth yer all lucky that I didn't break wind .......
























.... hah !!! You all thought I was gonna say FART !!!!

[WALLACE]

Just to let you all know roughly where we'll be for the next couple of months,
Scottish Drag & Custom Crail 16-18th July
Please note all you moaning Scots.... we are coming over the border, the drinks are on YOU!! :D
Nae luck there Pat, wont be there an ah just live doon the rd. Will be in summer sun FARO not the pissing rain that Crails had past 2 years. An for you tae miss the farmyard cum on noo. :cool:

["HIGH TOWER"]

In a bid to spread a happy care free under standing of our brothers north of the border. Could some one please explain the last post to this uninformed "LONDON GEZZER" .cos I have not got a clue !!!, Or is that the point. :)

[TaxiDave]

Don't speak Scottish myself but I think the last bit "farmyard cum on noo" is some reference to having an orgasm in close proximity to one of Old Macdonalds pets.
Then again being as I'm from the Black Country you wouldn't understand me either

["HIGH TOWER"]

Thats part of the rich taperstry of the folk you get on this site. All though I think you are sailing a bit close to the wind there "TAXI DAVE". But you seam to have grasped a lot more of the local diealect, could we put that down to large consumption of "BLACK PUD" ??. :)

[TaxiDave]

"BLACK PUD" ??. :)

I think Black Pud is more from Emmerdale country, our local delicassy is faggots and paes (thats how its pronounced), although to visitors from other countries, I'm sure that sadly they would see kebabs and baltis as the mainstay of most Brits.

["HIGH TOWER"]

The best curry I ever survived was in a little hole in the wall joint just out side DUDLEY TUNNEL. Was in to canal boats big time before trikes,im an old fart this was way back.for the record what would you say is the native dish of the "BLACK COUNTRY". :confused:

[Mrs Reject]

The best curry I ever survived was in a little hole in the wall joint just out side DUDLEY TUNNEL. Was in to canal boats big time before trikes,im an old fart this was way back.for the record what would you say is the native dish of the "BLACK COUNTRY". :confused:

Ah yes canal boats, it's so tempting this time of year to say sod living in houses and go and buy a canal boat - what's it like in winter though?? Is it very cold, much condensation? Sounds like the ideal life, not sure the cats would like it though!!!

[TaxiDave]

for the record what would you say is the native dish of the "BLACK COUNTRY". :confused:

Probably would have to be faggots and peas but not to everyones liking.
Locally theres a Black Country beer bus which is a company that runs two old double decker buses with bars on them. You can hire it out between a group of you, and it takes you round about five of the older pubs, including real ale houses and the price includes a faggots and peas supper at one of them. Its a good laugh with a group of mates.
One obvious other advantage for me as a taxi driver is that as I am stuck in traffic behind one of them at night, its a rare occasion if a group of girls don't flash there tits out of the back window.
Then again that goes for girls hanging out of the windows or sunroof's of these big stretch limo's that you see about.
I knew I did this stupid job for some reason. :D

[triker_gal]

grey peas n bacon (barf)

[Sheltie]

Up here we hae reestit mutton, Saat beef, Saat herring, bannocks, clapshot, an sausser meat. no forgetting bronies

[triker_gal]

where I'm from.............


Lasagna mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyyyyyyy:D

[Mrs Reject]

Still on diet so it's rabbit food - HUEY!!!!!

[ForestFred]

Still on diet so it's rabbit food - HUEY!!!!!
You stay on that diet any longer an you'll fade away Mrs R :)

[WALLACE]

Onny thing thats noo good fir you,fry-ups,kebabs,wimman?