chazz
31-01-2007, 04:38 PM
Bloke goes into hospital with 60% of his legs burnt.
Dr Says "Give him two viagra"
Nurse then asks "do you think that will help Doctor?"
The Doctor then replies....
"No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!!!"
:D
a young woman goes to the doctors complaining she cant find a man she was wondering if she had something wrong with her. the doc did a quick examination and decided he could find no medical problems and recomended she went to see Dc Hong Sho Ping a specialist. the oppointmant is made and 2 weeks later she meets doc ping.
"preeze take of your croves" he askes her in his strong oriental voice.
the girl obliges "now on all fours craw across the froor rike a dog"
looking puzzled she does as requested. "now turn alound and leturn to me" to which request she still naked and on all 4s crawls across the room.
"ok" says Doc Ping " i have come to my concrusion preeze get dlessed"
on returning from the changing room the young woman asks "so doc , what do you think is it bad can it be cured will i ever find a man"
"you have Edd Zacery disease" the doc tells her "Edd zacery disease" asks the woman "whats that" "it when your face rooks Eddzacery rike your ass" says doc ping. :D
Dr Says "Give him two viagra"
Nurse then asks "do you think that will help Doctor?"
The Doctor then replies....
"No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!!!"
:D
a young woman goes to the doctors complaining she cant find a man she was wondering if she had something wrong with her. the doc did a quick examination and decided he could find no medical problems and recomended she went to see Dc Hong Sho Ping a specialist. the oppointmant is made and 2 weeks later she meets doc ping.
"preeze take of your croves" he askes her in his strong oriental voice.
the girl obliges "now on all fours craw across the froor rike a dog"
looking puzzled she does as requested. "now turn alound and leturn to me" to which request she still naked and on all 4s crawls across the room.
"ok" says Doc Ping " i have come to my concrusion preeze get dlessed"
on returning from the changing room the young woman asks "so doc , what do you think is it bad can it be cured will i ever find a man"
"you have Edd Zacery disease" the doc tells her "Edd zacery disease" asks the woman "whats that" "it when your face rooks Eddzacery rike your ass" says doc ping. :D