What the fuck.....

[Mrs Reject]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players" barf, puke!!! :eek:
Do they actually believe this sh1t or expect us to?
Yours incredulously

Mrs R

[krammer]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players" barf, puke!!! :eek:
Do they actually believe this sh1t or expect us to?
Yours incredulously

Mrs R first of all mrs inredulously potty mouth would you please refrain from using words like barf and puke? i mean really. ahem. we live in a happy, tolerant society that embraces other fascinating cultures just as they embrace ours and as a people we all respect each others differences. oh, and if you believe that, you'll believe fuckin anything. ;)

[Sir Ewok]

It means you will look over your sholder when you say N*gg*r

[bill?]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players"
are you learning to be a tree hugging footballer ?

[Freak]

Mrs R, just keep nodding and smiling
one day it will all come back to bite
them on the arse.
THEN REMIND THEM WHAT THEY SAID
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

Ooops, Sorry :eek: Had a Brian Blessed moment for some reason

:D

[Rogue Monkey]

Somebody voted labour in! This is what you get! Next time VOTE THEM OUT! :o The country is run by a load of sandle wearing "We know better than you" Champaign socialists who live in airy fairy land! Good old Tony wants to run our lives for us and tell us what to think. We already face Identity cards! You know the ones they used to have in Germany when the SS could lock you up if you didnt have it with you! Talk about Big Brother! ITS HERE NOW! Does anyone remember the really cool idea one of Tonys ministers came up which hit the news and then got hushed up quick style? The really good idea about PAYING criminals £30000 a year to stay out of prison! :eek: Thats the level of intelligence Thats running the country! All this PC bull**** might seem funny at the momment but watch this space! In 5 years time I dread to think what it will be like living here! Dont forget Britain has more CCTV cameras than any other nation on Earth watching every move we make! Well...they would be if the guys controling them wernt busy perving at girls having a piss down a back!

[Freak]

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime
MY ARSE !

Tough on any fecker trying to enjoy themselves more like

And why is every outrage in the world now linked to Al Quaeda
TONI It dosn't matter how much you try n scare us post war
you lied to us at the start you muppet

:mad:

and relax :D

[saxman]

we could all become TWATS

Team Work And Team Spirit :rolleyes: ffs

[Bosun]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players" barf, puke!!! :eek:
Do they actually believe this sh1t or expect us to?
Yours incredulously

Mrs R


mmm i'll look for a window in my schedule for a debriefing when we can casscade information to the team, i see you at the forefront of building an intergrated commune

[Rogue Monkey]

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime
MY ARSE !

Tough on any fecker trying to enjoy themselves more like

And why is every outrage in the world now linked to Al Quaeda
TONI It dosn't matter how much you try n scare us post war
you lied to us at the start you muppet

:mad:

and relax :D
Tough on the bloody Victims! :o Tony (The Omen) Blair should be dropped in the middle of Feluja and NOT be given a Weapon that works, have his Flak Jacket removed to give to a more PC appropriate use and a big feckin Sign on his back with Shoot me please in Arabic!
>rant mode=0 :o

[Lone-Wolf]

"Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players"

Wotcha.

We had a similar 'bull****' meeting, where the mangers all kept pointing out the similarity between work and football ( I can't bloody stand the game ). How we must work as a team - try to achieve goals - all the rest of the mindless dross.

I politely pointed out that if the players are good, but the team ain't doing well ...................................... they sack the manager ! - - - and the manager had just been telling us how good as a team we were. :rolleyes:

They didn't ask me to attend any more meetings after that.

[Rogue Monkey]

:p ............................... :D

[BikerGran]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players" barf, puke!!! :eek:
Do they actually believe this sh1t or expect us to?
Yours incredulously

Mrs R

They mean that unless you learn this strange language known by me as 'Managementspeak' you will never be rich and succesful! Only when you can write a 60 page report without one paragraph that is intelligible to real human beings (ie people like us) will you be able to demonstrate that you are worthy of being rewarded with mega status and big bucks!

I know this will never happen to me so I always make a point of asking what it means! :p

[Santa]

Anyway, haven't we already got enough goat centered people on this forum? :D

[Grav]

What the fuck does the university mean when they say our training will make us, "Ethically sensitive individuals who are goal centrered team players" barf, puke!!! :eek:
Do they actually believe this sh1t or expect us to?
Yours incredulously

Mrs R

Tell them to fuck right off! It is a load of

BOLLOCKS!

[blackhack]

Well, the little darlings at the local council, who give out the licences for taxi's in Glasgow have now decided to send all the taxidrivers in glasgow to "customer care Training" At, I might add, the cost to the driver of £85.00...And if you dont do it, they plan to take your licence away from you....

The mind F/N boggles....


"Excuse me sir, would you mind not being sick in the back of my cab please"
"oops, too late...well never mind sir, I'll clean it up for you..."

"Of course, sir...just eat your curry and drink your beer in the back of my cab"
"Not to worry sir, its only a small amout of curry, I'm sure it will clean up.."

God help the first punter to make a joke about it to me, after a long shift....


When will all this sh*t finally stop ??

[Rogue Monkey]

When Tony the Omen Blair gets kicked UNcerimoniously (Im Drink) (drunk) Out of office! PC bull****! The young dudes who are buried in flanders and the somme would turn in their graves if they new what they died fightin for! :(

[Qwyplain Dhark]

its all gone mad...

[Mrs Reject]

It's not just the university and management this disease has spread everywhere, I mean look at all the stupid things they churn out now to impress consumers (not). Big signs saying things like, "New Christmas sprouts INSTORE now". Well where else would they fucking be, on the pavement/in the carpark/in outer space??????Why do we need to know they are INSTORE - because it's the latest buzz word - that's why!
We've even got a new shop opened near us called INSTORE ff's.

And everyone is flocking to buy, "light, bright and airy" loft SPACES (we don't have rooms any more) bcause it's fashionable. No one seems to have any individuality, well I like dark houses because they don't show up the feckin' dirt thanks very much :)

Your comments didn't half make me laugh :D

[bill?]

Big signs saying things like, "New Christmas sprouts INSTORE now".


who'd want to buy old feckin sprouts

[BikerGran]

I enjoy disconcerting the twits by asking what it means, but in a class room situation it always irritates me that when I do, at least half a dozen others will pipe up "Yeah, I wondered what that meant too"

Well why didn't you bloody well ask then!

[Dougie]

Seen the latest?Nanny (our wonderful government) sez that if you do electrical work in yer house you've got to get sumbdy from the council in to check it,or get a registered sparky to do it.What next?A guy to check if ye've hammered a nail in straight?

[smeghead]

lol yup and the give you a piece of paper saying it's ok, windows are the same ,if you fit windows yourself they have to be checked now and a certificate issued to say they conform to the current regs, still i spose the next step will be if you drop a turd over 5cm in diameter you'd have to get the doctor round to certify that, it's fucking crazy, i repair office equipment and if i go into an office im supposed to report any dodgy wiring and adaptors(even if it has nothing to do with my job) to thier health and safety guys ,like fuck it's nothing to do with me, the funniest one i had was a company asked me to remove my hearing aid as i didn't have a certificate of conformity for it and it may have affected their onsite equipment, so i didnt answer any questions they asked once i removed it and asked anyone who spoke to me to write down thier questions as i couldn't hear them needless to say they havent asked me to remove it since

[krammer]

health and safety is an industry. a mate of mine works for a maintainence company and they have a contract with transco, last december he travelled from birmingham to banbury which is what, sixty seventy miles? to put up the office christmas decs. how fuckin ridiculous is that?

[Spike]

Hmmmm, time to find another planet i think, this one's gone worse than the one i left !

PC, that stands for polite cr*p !?!?

*bounces away*

:eek:

[madastoast]

just remember offend no-one, upset no-one, demean no-one.......


















Then wake up and get back to reality :D

[Sir Ewok]

I Thought PC stood for Pious Cretins. Last Tuesday My Chargehand and my lad's mate (my lad would have been there, but was on holiday) came down to my bay for Tea Break. The company does not allow smoking on the shop floor or in the bays, we (not me, I don't smoke) always have. The lad's mate had just sparked up, when the curtains opened and the managers head popped through. Matey was so shocked, he dropped his fag in his coffee and then began to drink it. The second manager (official witness) was just to slow to catch it, so the manager asked some inane question and then left. He came back later and had a right go and said even though I wasn't smoking, I would be in trouble too. I asked why and was told I should know the companies health and safety rules. Well, I certainly do and next time I am asked to do something that breaches company rules he will get an answer he won't like. A few Friday's back I was asked to do some welding reworks that were urgent. These parts had been across the paintline and the paint when heated gives off carcinogenic fumes. I did them as a favour, but never again. H&S works both ways.....

[cxdemon]

When Tony the Omen Blair gets kicked UNcerimoniously (Im Drink) (drunk) Out of office! PC bull****! The young dudes who are buried in flanders and the somme would turn in their graves if they new what they died fightin for! :(

didn't i read somewhere, ( yes folks i can read!) that Tony B-liar is gonna be impeached if some of the ministers have their way? :D

[cxdemon]

And as mr Connelly says " Political correctness, the language of cowards!" the more crap they try to make us do, the more we'll fight back :mad:

[Spike]

The company does not allow smoking on the shop floor or in the bays, we (not me, I don't smoke) always have. *** SNIP**He came back later and had a right go and said even though I wasn't smoking, I would be in trouble too. I asked why and was told I should know the companies health and safety rules.

The same thing happened where i used to work to some friends of mine,

Three were smoking, but one wasent, but all got sacked. The one who wasent smoking took them to a triburnal, and won !!

He took the cash, and then got a decent job elsewere !! (jammy git !!)

[smeghead]

we all had a presentatio on risk assesmenyt and were told not to do a job till we filled in the correct paperwork, so we filled in the paperwork and then did the bits of our jobs that we could do and ignored the bits we listed on paper ,funnily enough after a few days we were told not to do it anymore.
whilst i agree h&s is very important to us as employees someone needs to draw a line between safeish working and red tape

[greg]

place i worked big jap company we had this little man big boss
any way the suckers under him decided that it was better for the women to work standing up just caus thay do it that way in japan or malaysia.
so some one points out that if a certen % of the job can be done sitting down thay are entiteld to a chair.
now the poor buggers are working 12 hour shifts and all the office buggers are working 8 and are sat down at ther desks so this girle pops in and tells them that as thay can do the same work standing up thay dont need chairs because thay ignored the % rule
well fairs fair is it fu***k thay gave her a reprimand and the pigging union ( in the pockets of the company all got bmws ext) did fu**k all
so girl gets in H&S in thay come little big bose comes over gives them hell H&S thay get pissed off so go round the whole department with tape measurs and a nit combe all sorts of **** comes to light long cables extended extension leads stuff to high stuff to long stuff to deep you get my drift.
little bose man gets even litteler when given a note to get it sorted or else
1 up for the girl who started it
but as you know the fu**ks at the top cant ever admit to being wrong and hounded the poor bugger till she quit.
mind you she did bump into him one day and gave him **** in the street bet the little fu**ker felt big then.

[Doro]

Seen the latest?Nanny (our wonderful government) sez that if you do electrical work in yer house you've got to get sumbdy from the council in to check it,or get a registered sparky to do it.What next?A guy to check if ye've hammered a nail in straight?

well I think this is reasonable (not the nail bit, but then again)

loadsa inepts fiddle with electricals, gas and water and even the structure of their homes and end up living in death traps

wait for the day when they sell up and some poor unsuspecting buyer moves in and finds all the problems. Often these are just little things that a survey wouldn't spot, but ususally annoying and expensive

at work you can't use a drill unless you've been trained, why is this different for the home?

only problem I see is that you'll have to pay for the cert

it will help to cut out cowboys, cos they'll have to get work certified too (hopefully)

alternative and cheaper easier quicker way would be for DIYers to go on a course to learn how they do stuff and get a cert that way which they can register at the council

a bit like my recent 1st Aid course.

would help peeps who hate DIY to have a good reason not to do any when their spouse starts asking for a new kitchen etc "sorry pet I'm not certified"

:D

[Dougie]

Fair enough,but how far are they going to take it?I'm no expert,but I'm bright enough to change (say) a light switch or a socket.I know to switch off the power before I do this.Am I going to be stopped from simple stuff like this?Then what's next?Stopping us from changing ANYTHING on our bikes ourselves?Sorry if this sounds a bit extreme and paranoid,but I don't trust Safety Nazis AT ALL!Once they've a foot in the door it's all down hill from there.Look at the German TUV.If we're not careful that's what we'll get,and it'll be the end of home customising,cos you can bet our wonderful government would be more extreme than their European counterparts.

[Sir Ewok]

You won't be able to ride as you will need a certified key-turner to start the bike for you......

[Dougie]

Getting that way.......

[Mrs Reject]

well I think this is reasonable (not the nail bit, but then again)

loadsa inepts fiddle with electricals, gas and water and even the structure of their homes and end up living in death traps

wait for the day when they sell up and some poor unsuspecting buyer moves in and finds all the problems. Often these are just little things that a survey wouldn't spot, but ususally annoying and expensive
:D

You are talking about our house!!!Every week we find some more nightmare tinkering the last person did - not that we are particularly bothered as we're in the process of converting it back to a typical 1930's house (even putting the original windows back!) However we are so fearful of the bodged gas and electricity systems we turn them off at the mains when we go out or go to bed. We get home and the cats go - you bastards, we're freezing - we daren't leave them on!!!
However the safety nazis want to scupper our plans for a loft conversion. Apparently we need a safety corridor to keep the fire out for half an hour (I think - I forget the fine details) with two fire doors and the stairs boxed in with a door on the end, it will totally ruin the art deco/30's look we want to achieve. The place would look like a bloody nursing home. So we're ignoring them and we'll have two steel roll up ladders up there instead so we can climb down out of two different windows if need be and **** loads of fire alarms. Surely that's enough!

[ForestFred]

You are talking about our house!!!Every week we find some more nightmare tinkering the last person did - not that we are particularly bothered as we're in the process of converting it back to a typical 1930's house (even putting the original windows back!) However we are so fearful of the bodged gas and electricity systems we turn them off at the mains when we go out or go to bed. We get home and the cats go - you bastards, we're freezing - we daren't leave them on!!!
However the safety nazis want to scupper our plans for a loft conversion. Apparently we need a safety corridor to keep the fire out for half an hour (I think - I forget the fine details) with two fire doors and the stairs boxed in with a door on the end, it will totally ruin the art deco/30's look we want to achieve. The place would look like a bloody nursing home. So we're ignoring them and we'll have two steel roll up ladders up there instead so we can climb down out of two different windows if need be and **** loads of fire alarms. Surely that's enough!
Oooh I'm going to tell. Fireman Pratt, Fireman Pratt, Mrs R is being naughty again are you going to slap her legs like last time? an can I watch? :D