We're all DOOMED! So start praying.

[Mrs Reject]

There's big planetary mayhem coming up! On June 8th there wil be an eclipse of the Sun and Venus. The run up to this event will cause chaos, mahem and general silliness so try not to argue with the missus/old man/dog/cat until it's all over.
This is a rare event last occurring in 1882 but in the aftermath we will be all loved up and have a wonderful summer providing we haven't knifed the other half before then.
Hang in there peeps!!!!!!

["HIGH TOWER"]

:) the earth moved for me how about you ???. :)

[Kingo]

Everytime you move "High Tower" the earth moves hehe :D

[TaxiDave]

Mrs R, being as you are a senior member do you have first hand experience of this 1882 event or should I ask Triker Gal, what with her 260 odd posts

["HIGH TOWER"]

Everytime you move "High Tower" the earth moves hehe :D
Dont no what you are on about KINGO. I am Mr average (6foot 6 wrong side of 20 stone), Before you ask my wife tells me, every thing is in true praportion. I have not got a clue what she is on about ,And I dont want to know how she knows. :confused:

[Mrs Reject]

Mrs R, being as you are a senior member do you have first hand experience of this 1882 event or should I ask Triker Gal, what with her 260 odd posts

Oi, I'm not that old - my grandfather would have been around then though! It's well weird having known someone who was alive in the 1800's. He died when I was a kid. They only stopped burning people 50 years before then so civilisation has come on a bit - or has it?

[TaxiDave]

Sometimes if you watch the news maybe not :(

[Sir Ewok]

I don't believe in this astrology malarkey and as a Capricorn, that is so typical.

[Kingo]

"High Tower" if you and your kid brother are mr average then there is nothing down for the rest of us :o

[Mrs Reject]

I don't believe in this astrology malarkey and as a Capricorn, that is so typical.

CAPRICORN!!!!! Nooooooooo, I'm going to thrash you with sticks next time I see you. All the people who have caused the most trouble in my life have been capricorns - I'm not buying any wares from Ewok&Tuck emporium - no sir!!!:p

[triker_gal]

Mrs R, being as you are a senior member do you have first hand experience of this 1882 event or should I ask Triker Gal, what with her 260 odd posts
270 odd I thank yow ;) :p

[ForestFred]

270 odd I thank yow ;) :pwiv 250 of 'em being total bollox :D

[triker_gal]

wiv 250 of 'em being total bollox :D
Reply duely noted .............

And I'll have you know that its not all bollox ,, I've been known to dribble when excited too :p

[ForestFred]

Reply duely noted .............

And I'll have you know that its not all bollox ,, I've been known to dribble when excited too :p Is that with or without large sharp object in hand :eek:

[triker_gal]

Is that with or without large sharp object in hand :eek:
Is this humour, or have I upset you in a past life ???

[ForestFred]

Is this humour, or have I upset you in a past life ???Definitly Humour TG , I would never intentionally upset a lady. have you met Mrs FF :) ( Mrs R has )

[Friar Tuck]

CAPRICORN!!!!! Nooooooooo, I'm going to thrash you with sticks next time I see you. All the people who have caused the most trouble in my life have been capricorns - I'm not buying any wares from Ewok&Tuck emporium - no sir!!!:p

Not your Day is it Mrs.R! I'm also a Capricorn. And you can thrash me as much and hard as you like! PLEASE! :D :D

[triker_gal]

Have you met Mrs FF :) ( Mrs R has )
I dont believe I have, does she carry a sharp object too ? :D

[Sir Ewok]

If you don't buy from Ewokandtuck or a franchise of ours, WHERE WILL you get anything from?
Leaves humming the tune 'If I ruled the world'.

[ForestFred]

I dont believe I have, does she carry a sharp object too ? :DYes an she used it on her Ex :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Yes an she used it on her Ex :eek:

Mrs FF is not be be messed with, she was like my aunt's cute little pussy cat she had when I was a sprogg. It used to lure you over with cute antics like rolling around on it's back and when you went over it would terrorise you. That cat (called Black Pussy 'cos it was black and a pussy - not a very PC name these days) once held me and my cousin hostage against a tree for 2 hours until aunty rescued us. Every time we moved he would growl and lash out so we stood there frozen in terror.
Used to do the same to visitors to the house, he would sit on their laps and growl menacingly if they so much as twitched - quite amusing when the vicar came round :)

[andy_k]

doooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd

I tell you