FAO Forest Fred.

[Jonnyfp]

http://www.bikersweb.tv/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=331302#post331302


Your needed mate this poor chap is defending he's right to accentual dialect.

[ForestFred]

Good for 'im coz if thouse da let proper speakin go awoy then thouse might as well be one o them there cock anees .An we all da know them cosnt speak the queens english or any other version, :D

[Sir Ewok]

Gor'blimey! Guv. Wot's wrong wiv bein' a Cockney. Just as proud of me roots as you are. Cockney has been mangled into mockney by that faggot chef Jamie Olive. So I'm of down the frog for a pint of pigs or maybe I'll get me barnet shorn, bloody bottle merchants. Chim-chimine, chim-chiminee-chim-chim-cheroo :rolleyes:

[ForestFred]

Zee that bist me point o buttie , most volk da think thay const speak like a cockney an hasnt a bloody clue.If'n you dost come down yer where the oaks an ash an them there pine tree da grow.If thouse bist lucky youm might yer a true vorester giving voice.tis a joy to yer.An if you da talk to me nice an dont exe stupid questions I might post a few poems up yer in pure vorest :D

[Jonnyfp]

Zee that bist me point o buttie , most volk da think thay const speak like a cockney an hasnt a bloody clue.If'n you dost come down yer where the oaks an ash an them there pine tree da grow.If thouse bist lucky youm might yer a true vorester giving voice.tis a joy to yer.An if you da talk to me nice an dont exe stupid questions I might post a few poems up yer in pure vorest :D


Now it helps if i know where your from...but i'll give it a go,, lol..

Are ya from the Forest of Dean?

[krammer]

Now it helps if i know where your from...but i'll give it a go,, lol..

Are ya from the Forest of Dean? nah, i reckon he's from handsworth.

[Huw Beer Monster]

nah, i reckon he's from handsworth.
Handsworth Wood, shirley?

[Jonnyfp]

Please don't call me Shirley..lmao!





What a gift. thankyou god. :D

[krammer]

Handsworth Wood, shirley? no. i reckon he's nearer lozells.

[Huw Beer Monster]

no. i reckon he's nearer lozells.
Possibly Edgbaston, or maybe he's just got lady friends there...

A bird in the Handsworth, 2 in the Ivy Bush (Hagley Rd)

[ForestFred]

Now it helps if i know where your from...but i'll give it a go,, lol..

Are ya from the Forest of Dean? I wont answer that ! just dont exe me oo' killed the bear :D

[Freak]

Oooooh what ave you said FF :eek:

[BlackPig]

I wont answer that ! just dont exe me oo' killed the bear :D

Sooooooooooooo..........

......that makes you a hunter from the Pyrenesse then !! :p

[krammer]

I wont answer that ! just dont exe me oo' killed the bear :D so thats what happened to hoftmeister.

[Freak]

Don't do it FF, don't you tell them folk nuffink



:eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Vee has vays ov making you talk herr Fred. :D

[ForestFred]

Vee has vays ov making you talk herr Fred. :D
Ha! you dont frighten me :p Have you met mrs FF?

[Jonnyfp]

Ha! you dont frighten me :p Have you met mrs FF?


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