1st time swearing

[Jus1]

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The four year old nodded his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say f*cking, and you say b4stard, okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm.

The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what he wanted for breakfast. "I guess I'll have some f*cking Cheerios."

WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother looked at the four year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet it won't be b4stard Cheerios

:D

[Grav]

This is True, my wife and I couldn't believe it when we heard them.

Our two youngest, George and Sean used to happily play at the top of the stairs every morning while waiting for me or Jo to get up and give them their breakfast. George was aged 3 and Sean was 2 and we had the obligatory safety gate to stop them falling down the stairs. Well, one morning as we woke up, we could hear them talking and Jo started laughing and said to me "have you heard them two? Listen carefully to what they are saying" so I had a good listen and heard our Sean saying " batterds" and our George saying " No, it's bastard...bas...tard"

I fell out of bed laughing my bollocks off. :D