Gay plague hits britain!

[Rogue Monkey]

Britain is "in the grip of a serious HIV epidemic" as the number of people suffering from the infection continues to soar, figures show.

The Health Protection Agency (HPA) believes 53,000 adults in the UK now have the condition - and more than a quarter (27 per cent) are unaware of their infection, amounting to as many as 14,300 people.

Each HIV infection is estimated to cost between £500,000 and £1 million in treatment and lost productivity, meaning the UK faces rising costs as well as increasing ill health.

That in my estimation makes it around £53,000,000000 cost to the nation! Who said being gay is harmless! :confused:

[Mrs Reject]

being gay is harmless as long as you're the only gay in the village :) seriously though most HIV cases these days are straight people, look at Africa.
It's a stern lesson against shagging around!!! :eek:

[BlackPig]

It's a stern lesson against shagging around!!! :eek:


OK everybody now lets all form a square and ease back............. :D :rolleyes:

[Rogue Monkey]

being gay is harmless as long as you're the only gay in the village :) seriously though most HIV cases these days are straight people, look at Africa.
It's a stern lesson against shagging around!
Oooo! AFRICA! thats where it came from in the first place! Originaly seen only in Monkeys! :eek: God only knows how it crossed the speicies barrier? I wont mention the predominant theory on that!!! :o Serouiosly though, I totaly agree! As chlamidia and other nasty afflictions are on the rise again! A very exellent reason for monogamy! :o

[krammer]

Oooo! AFRICA! thats where it came from in the first place! Originaly seen only in Monkeys! :eek: God only knows how it crossed the speicies barrier? I wont mention the predominant theory on that!!! :o Serouiosly though, I totaly agree! As chlamidia and other nasty afflictions are on the rise again! A very exellent reason for monogamy! :o monogomy ? you mean like save the rain forests? :rolleyes:

[Rogue Monkey]

Definatly yes! Im a firm believer in Mahogony in marrage! Especialy the sort ya can beat the wife over the head with! :eek: :D

[krammer]

Definatly yes! Im a firm believer in Mahogony in marrage! Especialy the sort ya can beat the wife over the head with! :eek: :D exactly. my wife's a total beech. :o

[TaxiDave]

You shouldn't say that. My wife "pines" for me when I work nights.

[Huw Beer Monster]

I ash-ure you, she's oak-y doaky when yew're knot around as well.

[Rogue Monkey]

Fir enough! :o

[Freak]

What have I missed only, I was in the lava tree. Boom Boom
(cant believe I even thought of typing that)

[krammer]

oh well, i suppose i'd better spruce myself up before i go out tonight.

[TaxiDave]

If you're out on the pull at least you're "hedging" your bets. Don't tell the wife though.

[Fran]

Well I was going to the "wood" in my marriage but Dougie doesn't like to boast! :D :D :D

[Rogue Monkey]

I don’t know! Yew lot! Someone always has to Branch off on a different subject! It`s enough to make the Scots Pine! My friend Hazel (she`s very Poplar with Holly my other friend) wants us to accompany her down to the Oak tree root where She`s offered to get me a nice pint o Blackthorne! Being a brummy and a bit of a Midland Thorne , she`s Twigged onto the fact that her Boyfriend had his Cocanuts felt by one of her mates and has threatened to Crack Willow over the head if she bumps into her! …… :confused: I`ll get my Lumber jack coat! :o

[TaxiDave]

I don’t know! Yew lot! Someone always has to Branch off on a different subject! It`s enough to make the Scots Pine! My friend Hazel (she`s very Poplar with Holly my other friend) wants us to accompany her down to the Oak tree root where She`s offered to get me a nice pint o Blackthorne! Being a brummy and a bit of a Midland Thorne , she`s Twigged onto the fact that her Boyfriend had his Cocanuts felt by one of her mates and has threatened to Crack Willow over the head if she bumps into her! …… :confused: I`ll get my Lumber jack coat! :o


RM, we salute you!! ;)

[Fran]

I don’t know! Yew lot! Someone always has to Branch off on a different subject! It`s enough to make the Scots Pine! My friend Hazel (she`s very Poplar with Holly my other friend) wants us to accompany her down to the Oak tree root where She`s offered to get me a nice pint o Blackthorne! Being a brummy and a bit of a Midland Thorne , she`s Twigged onto the fact that her Boyfriend had his Cocanuts felt by one of her mates and has threatened to Crack Willow over the head if she bumps into her! …… :confused: I`ll get my Lumber jack coat! :o
Not sure whay that's all about...is it a monkey puzzle? :D

[Rogue Monkey]

I dont know? Im a bit out of my tree at the momment :D

[Fran]

I dont know? Im a bit out of my tree at the momment :D
Just thought I'd log on & cut you down to size! :p

[Rogue Monkey]

Consider me felled! :D

[saxman]

what the fuck are yew lot on about
:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Miss Demeanour]

it's an Arbour-trary set of puns on tree names..

[Bosun]

I don’t know! Yew lot! Someone always has to Branch off on a different subject! It`s enough to make the Scots Pine! My friend Hazel (she`s very Poplar with Holly my other friend) wants us to accompany her down to the Oak tree root where She`s offered to get me a nice pint o Blackthorne! Being a brummy and a bit of a Midland Thorne , she`s Twigged onto the fact that her Boyfriend had his Cocanuts felt by one of her mates and has threatened to Crack Willow over the head if she bumps into her! …… :confused: I`ll get my Lumber jack coat! :o

yew deserve the laurels for that one

[Sir Ewok]

Getting back to the point, it is drug addicts that are the biggest risk group in the UK (those that share needles, that is). Not only using somebody elses needle, but screwing to get cash for drugs increases the risk expotentially. Gays are about the lowest risk group because they tend to be less ignorant than your average Chav. The biggest problem for gays is their promiscuity (means they shag a lot) as the law does not recognize their relationship. This leads to a nomadic style of sexuality, rather like most coucil estates on a Saturday night. ;)

[Huw Beer Monster]

The biggest problem for gays is their promiscuity (means they shag a lot) as the law does not recognize their relationship. This leads to a nomadic style of sexuality, rather like most coucil estates on a Saturday night. ;)
Council Estates shag?

I demand proof!

[Sir Ewok]

Why do you think towns grow so fast? one minute you live in a quiet village, next thing you are in the middle of a town....

[seedless]

There is one school of thought that HIV is a designer Desease, created in a Canadian Germ Warfare lab.
The whole point of it was to rid south africa of blacks, thats why for a while interatial marriges were illegal. It was supposed to take 40 years to achieve its goal.

[Abb]

It is generally accepted that that school of thought is crap. Thats it is a story propogated by Black rights campaigners to 'do down' the White West. Just because they have not found the source of AIDS, they cannot suggest it is not natural. To do so is tantamount to suggesting that Ebola, Lassa Fever and Marburg are also man made as they have not found the sources for these filo-virii either.

AIDS will continue to be a problem in Africa for centuries - the African has already been aducated, provided with protection etc, but they refuse to use the knowledge, and prefer to believe in mumbojumbo to protect themselves.

Their ignorance is not our fault.

[krammer]

There is one school of thought that HIV is a designer Desease, created in a Canadian Germ Warfare lab.
The whole point of it was to rid south africa of blacks, thats why for a while interatial marriges were illegal. It was supposed to take 40 years to achieve its goal. as conspiricy theories go, thats an absolute belter!

[Sir Ewok]

If 40 years was the goal, they are well late. I recall a report that AIDS/HIV has been detected in teeth that were pulled in 1969 in America. It's easy to say that Africans have been educated, but what proof is there that they have. Since a great many sub-saharan Africans get no schooling whatsoever and the rest mainly only a basic one, it is hard to quantify. They teach sex-education and hand out condoms in Britain and kids still get pregnant and catch venerial Diseases. Aids is probably a natural disease, but even if it isn't, it doesn't follow that Ebola etc are not natural. The other side of the coin has the Black peeps screwing monkeys and catching AIDS, pretty much as ethnically biased as the germ warfare theory. AIDS is similar to a disease that monkeys have in the wild, but is not the same. Since AIDS can be passed on by body fluids, raw meat or blood from a hunt could have caused a species jump, in much the same way as the recent Chinese Flu epidemics. Blaming various cultures is counter-productive, what is needed is a lot of money and research spent to find the cure.

[Dougie]

There are probably diseases lurking in equitorial Africa just waiting that would probably wipe us out in weeks!And as for the conspiracy theories,I heard it was the CIA that developed it,and the field tests got well out of hand!Remember,these are the folk that tried to kill the extremely hirsute Fidel Castro by sending him aftershave containing a nerve agent.Go Fig!

[Abb]

Blaming various cultures is counter-productive, what is needed is a lot of money and research spent to find the cure.No, I strongly disagree with throwing any more UK public money at someone elses problem.

Maybe if the governments and other tin pot regimes in Africa stopped arms proliferation programmes they would have enough money for food, medicine AND AIDS research.

Just a thought....

[Abb]

There are probably diseases lurking in equitorial Africa just waiting that would probably wipe us out in weeks! Yeah, it's called Ebola. Studies show that Ebola could, if it broke out onto the world travel network, kill a massive percentage of the population within weeks.

Ebola is as virulent as the common cold, extremely deadly, and has no antidote. Thankfully it is not airborne.

[cxdemon]

Ebola is as virulent as the common cold, extremely deadly, and has no antidote. Thankfully it is not airborne.


Yet! What we have to do is get into the way of thinking it's not someone elses problem, it's all of ours, virilent diseases don't recognise borders, or the funny old way we classify people by race, colour, or religion, it just attacks.
one day maybe humanity will grow up, but i'm not holding my breath.

[JOE]

It might as well get the money, coz if it doesn't go to that it won't go towards anything else better (despite what people would like to believe). Getting pissed off about this funding is like gettin' pissed off at smokers for costin' the nhs so much in cancer treatment, research etc - don't think for a moment that fag tax covers it (or that said tax goes in that direction).

[Sir Ewok]

No, I strongly disagree with throwing any more UK public money at someone elses problem.

Maybe if the governments and other tin pot regimes in Africa stopped arms proliferation programmes they would have enough money for food, medicine AND AIDS research.

Just a thought....

It has been mentioned since, but it is not just Africa's problem. Plenty of peeps with AIDS/HIV here. Also with our open border system Africans and other nationalities are coming to Europe in droves to escape the menace. Unfortunately tose who are undiagnosed are coming as well. Don't kid yourself thet you and all those you hold dear are safe. I don't think it will be armaggedon as mooted a few years back, but it won't be pretty. I would rather have my money used to save lives than to bolster petty tyrants because they support Bush, Blair or their cronies/successors.