urban myth thread

[kitkatman]

how to legally steal a car/bike....


if you want to piss someone right off and own their vehicle, wait till the are about to have their 2 week holiday abroad.
the week before, goto the post office and get the v5 form, fill it in and send payment with the form, the dvla will then process the form and send the owner of the said vehicle a note asking for them to confirm the sale of the vehicle, the owner will have 7 days to confirm with the dvla that they HAV'NT sold the vehicle ( loophole bit ) and will then send you the new v5 confirming you own the vehicle, wait for the 'old' owners to start using the vehicle and then report them to the police for stealing the vehicle, they will be done for using a vehicle without consent as the vehicle is no longer theirs




s what's your urban myths then folks

[eigerton]

read the v5 - it incudes a statement saying that the registered keeper is not necessarily the legal owner

[Urban Terrorist]

To speed though a gatso, you have to be doing 187 mph or more :D :D


Still got to try this out!! :D

[bigg]

A ducks quack does not echo.

[kitkatman]

read the v5 - it incudes a statement saying that the registered keeper is not necessarily the legal owner
the argument of possesion is 9/10ths of the law can rage on this one

[Grav]

Urban Myth?

Hows about this one.

KKM is a handsome bast who has ladies falling at his feet. :D

[J Top]

Theres Urban Myth, theres Wishful thinking, and then theres just plain Fairy Stories

[eigerton]

the argument of possesion is 9/10ths of the law can rage on this one

an urban myth in itself

the issue of log books / legal ownership has been well sorted by case-law over the years

[rob]

my favorite one is the one about the police speed trap in the highlands of scotland;
two coppers havin' a quiet day up in the hills, point the speed-gun down the glen, and get a reading of 500 & something MPH, so they re-set the gun, and do it again, same result. then a harrier zooms over them at zero feet, scaring them sh1tless. they go back to the station and file an official complaint about low flying, and the reply from the RAF goes something like - 'please don't point your radar guns at our aircraft, the harrier's weapons system perceved your speed gun as a hostile lock-on, and automatically fired a sidewinder missile at you. luckily the plane was flying without weapons'. :eek:

or matey in the states who strapped a JATO rocket to his car, and could only be identified by the DNA from his fingernails that were found embedded in the steering wheel, miles away from where he started, halfway up a cliff. ( :eek: again!).

[Louis]

A ducks quack does not echo.
It does Mythbusters have done that one...

[Yoda]

Black Men have massive cocks

I Must be Black Then :) :)

[pale rider]

whales cry or do thay

[headless]

To speed though a gatso, you have to be doing 187 mph or more :D :D


Still got to try this out!! :D

and if u switch lanes while passing them it doesnt pick u up :confused:

[kitkatman]

and if u switch lanes while passing them it doesnt pick u up :confused:
what about the one that point at you whilst on a bike, they cant get your reg number! :confused:

[alantracy]

Wanking makes you blind------- Whrs thu bstrad kyebord gnoe?

[kitkatman]

Wanking makes you blind------- Whrs thu bstrad kyebord gnoe?
lol..........very good :D

[John Hopkins]

Wait until a man has gone on a two week holiday and send of for a copy of his marraige licence...notify them that they have spelt his name wrong and they will send you a correction form ML57AC fill this in using your name, and when he comes off holiday his wife will be yours!







Be carefull with this...some of us have got really ugly wives...Holidays booked 10 july to 25 july 2007..married at maldon registry office... :D John

[kitkatman]

Urban Myth?

Hows about this one.

KKM is a handsome bast who has ladies falling at his feet. :D
kant............ :D :D