Annoying bimbos!

[Mrs Reject]

How annoying is it when myopic people pull out on you in the road or knock you off and then when you go to "remonstrate" with them they lock the car doors and squeal that they are going to ring the police if you don't go away!
Next time I am going to "play dead" on the ground until they get out of the car and then surprise them :D
This isn't a recent incident mind you - it's just an observation from previous incidents.

[Rogue Monkey]

Ooooo! Good thinking Mrs R! maybe when they come to "take off yer helmet" to help with the neck injurys you could bop them one on the nose with yer helmet and throttle them about the head and face! :o

[krammer]

How annoying is it when myopic people pull out on you in the road or knock you off and then when you go to "remonstrate" with them they lock the car doors and squeal that they are going to ring the police if you don't go away!
Next time I am going to "play dead" on the ground until they get out of the car and then surprise them :D
This isn't a recent incident mind you - it's just an observation from previous incidents. everything alright mrs r? :o

[Mrs Reject]

everything alright mrs r? :o

Oh yes, just the usual minefield trying to get to uni this morning!
People doing what I call the "headless chicken" which is basically someone waiting to pull out into a main road, they can see you coming and you just know they are thinking, can I pull out in time, they wait there not being able to make their minds up whether to go or not and then heave out into the main road just as you are going past causing you to brake and swerve heavily.
The 2nd road manoevre is the "Exceat Bridge". This is where it is a one car at a time bridge over a river usually where one side has priority over the other side. You can guarantee that if you have priority you will meet another fool tearing over the bridge towards you causing you to brake and swerve heavily.
Meeting a car overtaking round a blind bend and coming towards you is a regular occurrence too.
Then there is the rain madness, no sooner does it start raining than everyone goes crazy and drive like lunatics - any idea why? After all they are in cars so they're not going to get wet are they?
Also lost a glove at uni so had to ride back with only one glove on - felt like a right tit doing a Michael Jackson :D

[krammer]

Oh yes, just the usual minefield trying to get to uni this morning!
People doing what I call the "headless chicken" which is basically someone waiting to pull out into a main road, they can see you coming and you just know they are thinking, can I pull out in time, they wait there not being able to make their minds up whether to go or not and then heave out into the main road just as you are going past causing you to brake and swerve heavily.
The 2nd road manoevre is the "Exceat Bridge". This is where it is a one car at a time bridge over a river usually where one side has priority over the other side. You can guarantee that if you have priority you will meet another fool tearing over the bridge towards you causing you to brake and swerve heavily.
Meeting a car overtaking round a blind bend and coming towards you is a regular occurrence too.
Then there is the rain madness, no sooner does it start raining than everyone goes crazy and drive like lunatics - any idea why? After all they are in cars so they're not going to get wet are they?
Also lost a glove at uni so had to ride back with only one glove on - felt like a right tit doing a Michael Jackson :D feeling your right tit whilst riding a motorcycle is very dangerous mrs r. still its one way to keep your hand warm. :D

[TaxiDave]

feeling your right tit whilst riding a motorcycle is very dangerous mrs r. still its one way to keep your hand warm. :D


Nearly as good as riding along feeling a right fanny :D

[ForestFred]

If Mrs R did that she'd have no control :) Hang on a minute FF is having a vision ooh hurumph excuse just gotta go an have a .............. :D

[Mrs Reject]

If Mrs R did that she'd have no control :) Hang on a minute FF is having a vision ooh hurumph excuse just gotta go an have a .............. :D

Disgusting!!! Mrs R doesn't have any control over the bike at the best of times! Anyway Mitch says that's his job:)

[Mrs Reject]

Not having a w**k I mean, holding onto me :confused:

[BikerGran]

You forgot the ones who fail to understand that in a Q of traffic its better to use the brakes than use the rear of the trike in front to stop with!

Had one of those on the way home from the Hex - blonde female in red BMW.
She wasn't going to get out either, but had to cos I wasn't moving till she did! And the silly twit said "It was only the tiniest bump"

I was very pleased to be able to point out that it can't have been all that tiny cos it had bust the trim off her radiator grille!

:p

[Miss Demeanour]

People doing what I call the "headless chicken" which is basically someone waiting to pull out into a main road, they can see you coming and you just know they are thinking, can I pull out in time, they wait there not being able to make their minds up whether to go or not and then heave out into the main road just as you are going past causing you to brake and swerve heavily.

Why is it peeps always leave less of a gap when pulling out in front of a bike than a car? It's ok to pull out on a bike, is it? they're going to cause less damage to the paintwork if you time it wrong?

I'm calm... I'm calm...

[BikerGran]

Down our way we got caravan sites - when they pull out on you, they always decide they shouldn't have done it and stop just when the car + van is taking up the whole width of the road!

[Bosun]

its piggin bicycles round here...
even the 2 bicycle shops in the vicinity have large notices in the windows "LIGHTS ARE A LEGAL REQUIREMENT ON A BICYCLE"

if they are not tying to appear infront of you while on trhe road.. they are now trying to smash you off the pavement..
nearly lost me takeaway toight

[Sir Ewok]

The sh*theads that pull out on you on a roundabout, stare you in the eye and just keep coming. The dickheads that overtake you, especially in the wet, then slam on their brakes. Took a geezers rear light out with my forks and he tried to say it was my fault. I just got on the bike and pissed off, must have cost him well over £100 to repair.

[krammer]

its the car drivers who are up your arse when the road is icy. as if you have'nt got enough on your plate just trying to keep the bike upright. :mad:

[Doro]

ha ha

someone was right up my arse in a freshly snow covered car park when I had my MG. Car was very poor in slippy stuff to the extent that I couldn't use the accelerator at all, the choke was driving me along just nice, albeit a bit slow for the tw@t behind me, he soon dropped back when the car started to slide all over the place though

ha ha

[Qwyplain Dhark]

the pedestrians with tooo much shopping which stop just infront of you
wacking you in the nuts with chrimbo papaer :eek:

[Doro]

peds


reminds me



small child (knee height) in a busy shopping place

lost count of the number of big xmas size bags which whacked her in the face


so


knowing my daughter


I told her to scream and yell very loudly the next time it happened




yessssss that was a fun shopping trip after that :D