stevie wonder

[Bosun]

before you start..this is not even worth a groan
Stevie Wonder is on tour, doing live gigs every night. On his
last night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to
the stage.. After a few numbers a Japanese man stands up in the crowd
and screams at the top of his voice "DO A JAZZ CHORD"



So stevie being the hero that he is plays an A on his piano, followed by
a 10 minute inprovised jazz solo, the crowd goes barmy, but the same
Japanese man stands up and shouts again "NO....DO A JAZZ CHORD" so
stevie plays a B minor, followed by another 10 minute riff.


"NOOOO......DO A f***** JAZZ CHORD" screams the Japanese man again.


"look man" says an irritated Stevie Wonder as the crowd goes into
silence "your gonna have to gimme a clue here, cos I don't know what
your on about man"


So the Japanese man stands up, and at the top of his voice
sings.........


"A JAZZ CHORD, TOO SAY..... I LAV YOOOOOU"

[dracken1]

ummmmmm!!!!
this maybe the time to consider making a nice bowl of thick soup, using your brain as the main ingredient. :D :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

ummmmmm!!!!
this maybe the time to consider making a nice bowl of thick soup, using your brain as the main ingredient. :D :D

You're gonna need a load of additional ingredients. Brains like that are £5000 a pound, 'cos of the rarity.

[STEViE]

OK, as this has turned into a crap joke thread here's my two-peneth


The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

Scene 84 (deleted from the film)

Legolas walks into the inn at Bree, nods at the innkeeper and with a curl of his lip says "Uh-huh!"

The innkeeper replies ......























..... You must be elvish.







BOOM-TISH.

ITHANGYEW


Oh, an BTW, that's one of mine, so you may hear it again at a gig :p

Sorry for that :D

[dracken1]

:D please feel free to make a bowl of soup with fayji

[Sir Ewok]

Fayji and Lentil soup. Didn't Bachelors do that one?

[Rogue Monkey]

OK, as this has turned into a crap joke thread here's my two-peneth


The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

Scene 84 (deleted from the film)

Legolas walks into the inn at Bree, nods at the innkeeper and with a curl of his lip says "Uh-huh!"

The innkeeper replies ......























..... You must be elvish.







BOOM-TISH.

ITHANGYEW


Oh, an BTW, that's one of mine, so you may hear it again at a gig :p

Sorry for that :D YOU SHOULD BE! :o

[STEViE]

Sorry. I thought that wasn't too bad :)


So here's anutha.

On my way home from a gig the other night I decided I was hungry so I called in at the chippy. I was away from the car for only a couple of minutes when I heard the noise of my rear windscreen being smashed. I ran outside remembering that I'd left my mandolin on the parcel shelf ....... too late ......
















.... where my mandolin had been were now two mandolins.




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What's the definition of perfect pitch ........

















...... throwin' the mandolin into the skip from 50 yards down the road

BOOM-TISH

ITHANGYEW.

OK, I promise, no more.

[Sir Ewok]

Obviously some Mandolin players in-joke going on here, as I wasn't sure I understood the first one!!

[cxdemon]

you lucky devil you. :D