Mondays Joke

[Borg]

'Dad' say Timmy aged 9 3/4 'whats the difference between 'Theoretically' and Realistically' ?

'Well' says Dad aged 32 1/2 ' Go ask you Mum is she will sleep with the milk man for 1 million pounds'

Returning son says 'Yes mum says she would sleep with the milk man for 1 million pounds dad'

'OK son, now go ask your older sister is she would sleep with the man from the newsagents for 2 million pounds'

On return the son again says 'Yes she would sleep with the man from the newsagents for 2 million pounds'

'Well there you go son' says dad.

' I don't understand ' says Timmy.

'Theoretically son we are living with the chance of having 3 million pounds, Realistically we are living with 2 slags'

[willie2006]

good. made i chukle :D .

[kitkatman]

lol............... :D

[John Hopkins]

old man, not feeling so well goes to the doctor, The doctor gives him a load of pills, "how do I take these" asks the old gent?..Take one on monday, skip tuesday,one on wednesday skip thursday, one on friday, skip saturday, and skip sunday...next week the old man dies..The doctor meets the widow and says "I thought the pills would have sorted him out" the widow replies... (Altogether now)... " Oh the pills were alright, it was all that bloody skipping".. :D John