Childrens tv

[Urban Terrorist]

just sang the song, 5 little ducks went swimming one day, over the hill and far away.


How the fack did they swim over a hill?!!! :confused: :D :D

[divebiker]

Have you seen a doctor lately?......thought you was ernie with a post like that

[rob]

How the fack did they swim over a hill?!!! :confused: :D :D

by paddling their little feet really fast!!

[Violetmay]

I am struggling to remember the song.. all I can think of is the one about things that swam right over the dam...spit bit wallow swallow and chew (know that is not right words but cannot remem) and they swam and they swam right over the dam..

[piglet]

five little ducks went swimming one day, over the hill and far away. mother duck said "quack quack quack" and only four little ducks came swimmimg back.

[John Hopkins]

we have a river in Wales that runs uphill....It's not unusual!!! :D John

[John Hopkins]

all I can think of is spit or swallow..

Not on childrens TV.. :eek: John

[slob]

they diappered one by one cos UT was waiting over the hill, fuckin them to death and then cooking them for Sunday roasts! What a bastard. :D

[kitkatman]

we have a river in Wales that runs uphill....It's not unusual!!! :D John
noe this is what i mean.......by constantly having your summer games of 'sheep scuttling' you have given yourselves anthrax and its fucked your delicate little minds up...........well either that or the laws od gravity do not apply in wales, which would explain a lot :D :D

[slob]

noe this is what i mean.......by constantly having your summer games of 'sheep scuttling' you have given yourselves anthrax and its fucked your delicate little minds up...........well either that or the laws od gravity do not apply in wales, which would explain a lot :D :D


law off brain cells do not apply ;)

[kitkatman]

law off brain cells do not apply ;)
that was replaced by the mint sauce tango :confused:

[John Hopkins]

noe this is what i mean.......by constantly having your summer games of 'sheep scuttling' you have given yourselves anthrax and its fucked your delicate little minds up...........well either that or the laws od gravity do not apply in wales, which would explain a lot :D :D

There you go again with the racial predudice, Lots of laws don't apply here in the valleys, why should we obey your English laws of Grav...ity and if I have upset anyone on this very serious post..you can kiss my black arse! :D John

[kitkatman]

There you go again with the racial predudice, Lots of laws don't apply here in the valleys, why should we obey your English laws of Grav...ity and if I have upset anyone on this very serious post..you can kiss my black arse! :D John
its only black because you still think coal is bog roll :D

[John Hopkins]

its only black because you still think coal is bog roll :D
Many a year since I've been flexible enough to see it, so it could be any colour! :D John

[kitkatman]

Many a year since I've been flexible enough to see it, so it could be any colour! :D John
lol..........lol........not that i actually want to see what colour my A is........ :D

[Urban Terrorist]

they diappered one by one cos UT was waiting over the hill, fuckin them to death and then cooking them for Sunday roasts! What a bastard. :D


And you were filming me for Channel 4 :D :D

[bunbag]

I am struggling to remember the song.. all I can think of is the one about things that swam right over the dam...spit bit wallow swallow and chew (know that is not right words but cannot remem) and they swam and they swam right over the dam..
did frankie howard no have a hit wi that :D

[The Beer Monsters]

I am struggling to remember the song.. all I can think of is the one about things that swam right over the dam...spit bit wallow swallow and chew (know that is not right words but cannot remem) and they swam and they swam right over the dam..Three little fishes...

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/3225/Traditional/Three_Little_Fishes.txt

[Violetmay]

Ta very much.

speaking of childrens t.v I find myself drawn to sportacus on lazy town.. he's very fit. anyway back to the real world..

[Helene]

speaking of childrens t.v I find myself drawn to sportacus on lazy town.. he's very fit. anyway back to the real world..

Any man who can jump into the lat splits that easily scares me! :eek:

[Violetmay]

Any man who can jump into the lat splits that easily scares me! :eek:
ah so you watch it too.. you can imagine being with him..he'd say. right it's 6am, quick run, then circuit training for you my girl... 'uh no, I'll just watch you leap around if you don't mind', (said in Jo Brand voice..)

[Bosun]

http://www.canaljunction.com/images/picloc13.jpg just sang the song, 5 little ducks went swimming one day, over the hill and far away.


How the fack did they swim over a hill?!!! :confused: :D :D


by the use of locks or a canal boat lift :)

[kitkatman]

Ta very much.

speaking of childrens t.v I find myself drawn to sportacus on lazy town.. he's very fit. anyway back to the real world..
i find lazy town freakish, i thought it was american shat, until i read that the blokes from somewhere like norway

[Helene]

ah so you watch it too..

On occasions! Vastly prefer Pepper Pig and Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. The Backyardigans are so overated though :o

[John Hopkins]

You can see who's got kids can't you. Many a big hairy bloke had to sit through the magic roundabout, and then later, for the grandchildren, Bob the Builder.. :D John

[kitkatman]

On occasions! Vastly prefer Pepper Pig and Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. The Backyardigans are so overated though :o
maggie and the ferociuos beast is the dogs, that is one great kids program......oogly doogly!
peppa pig is also class, I reckon peppa pigs mum would be a quality ride........

but the one you are missing and has to be on the top spot, has to be......drum roll mistro......

WONDER PETS

that has just hit a class of its own, someone must have been having one hell of a trip to think of that...

now just remember folks......



what's going to work..........team work ( for those who don't know what I am about, watch nick jr at 8.30 am, you will not be disapointed)

[Helene]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will not sit through wonder blasted pets it drives me insane, nearly as bad as the inside out show!

Dora the explorer, very cool and her cousin Diago, although not sure I want little charlie to think that having a baby Jaguar (said Jagwaar) is an acceptable pet :eek:

We love Dora though...

Backpack, backpack, I'm a back loaded up with things and knickknacks too, everything that you might need I've got inside for you. BACKPACK PACKPACK Yeah!

Gonna be singing it all night now :mad:

[kitkatman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will not sit through wonder blasted pets it drives me insane, nearly as bad as the inside out show!

Dora the explorer, very cool and her cousin Diago, although not sure I want little charlie to think that having a baby Jaguar (said Jagwaar) is an acceptable pet :eek:

We love Dora though...

Backpack, backpack, I'm a back loaded up with things and knickknacks too, everything that you might need I've got inside for you. BACKPACK PACKPACK Yeah!

Gonna be singing it all night now :mad:

the upside down shows as funny as fuck :D

with dora though, would'nt you have thought they would have gassed swiper the fox by now :D

[Urban Terrorist]

My youngest loves dora, got dvds, clothes, toys, hats :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And she loves mr tumble :D

[kitkatman]

My youngest loves dora, got dvds, clothes, toys, hats :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And she loves mr tumble :D
my little uns mad for dora, fifi and the flower tots and maggie and the ferocious beast........

[RebuiltYorkie]

http://www.canaljunction.com/images/picloc13.jpg


by the use of locks or a canal boat lift :)

Ho! So they were near Bingley Five locks on the Manchester to Leeds canal!

[Helene]

my little uns mad for dora, fifi and the flower tots and maggie and the ferocious beast........

Still no match for Peppa Pig, the worrying thing is if I hear the word dinosaur at any time I automatically say GGRRrrrr, its all Georges fault... theres probably a support group? :o

[Urban Terrorist]

Nope, the only support is the milkshake website :D

[kitkatman]

Nope, the only support is the milkshake website :D
yep, those ladys can shake my milk anytime :D

[John Hopkins]

All these big hard nasty bikers turn to silly putty when they are at home with the kids!!! :D John


I can hear my wife calling!!

[kitkatman]

All these big hard nasty bikers turn to silly putty when they are at home with the kids!!! :D John


I can hear my wife calling!!
believe me john, some of there programs, infact most of them are better than the drivel you get on tv nowadays :D

[Chrissy_Tgirl]

... Dora the explorer, very cool and her cousin Diago, although not sure I want little charlie to think that having a baby Jaguar (said Jagwaar) is an acceptable pet :eek:

We love Dora though...

Backpack, backpack, I'm a back loaded up with things and knickknacks too, everything that you might need I've got inside for you. BACKPACK PACKPACK Yeah!

Gonna be singing it all night now :mad:

We love Dora (and Diego) here as well... My little girl's picking up Spanish from it which is no bad thing! She counts the stairs in Spanish, she knows some colours and a few other words. ¡Fantastico!

Balamory... what can I say? All on drugs, the lot of 'em... Just look at Miss Hoolie's eyes...

[John Hopkins]

Whats wrong with this...

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American dad.. :D John

[Helene]

[QUOTE=Chrissy_Tgirl]We love Dora (and Diego) here as well... My little girl's picking up Spanish from it which is no bad thing! She counts the stairs in Spanish, she knows some colours and a few other words. ¡Fantastico!QUOTE]

Diego is great, still not sure about the pet 'JAGWAAR' though... and even at 2 charlie holds his hand up for swiper no swiping in Dora!

Favourites are still Peppa pig (32 episodes on DVD, convinced I know the scripts) Maggie and the ferocious beast (Ooogly Moogly!) and Little Bill! Charlie sits there and giggles all the way through it, the sound of a 'nearly' 2 year old giggleing is soooo cute. And..... we can't forget Blues Clues! I can feel myself just about to break into song.... We just go a letter we just got a letter...

Thats it, no more Nick Jnr for me, I know too much :eek: :eek: :eek: