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odie
06-01-2007, 03:38 AM
You gotta love Robin Williams......

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" i n their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

Taff
06-01-2007, 07:57 AM
Brilliant that is, like that.
Course there'll be a fatwa on him now for it, but some damn good ideas there, no.9's very insightful.

kitkatman
06-01-2007, 09:47 AM
kin hell, robbie williams talks sense, for once in his life :rolleyes:

ernie the dwarf
06-01-2007, 10:04 AM
He get's my vote :D

Dougie
06-01-2007, 10:10 AM
kin hell, robbie williams talks sense, for once in his life :rolleyes:
No,KKM,that's ROBIN the Yank comedian,not ROBBIE the fat dancer and your pin-up boy.......... :rolleyes:

Freak
06-01-2007, 10:14 AM
No 4 has huge potential.

Lyn
06-01-2007, 10:30 AM
OMG That's too much stuff for me to read :rolleyes:

willie2006
06-01-2007, 10:31 AM
not number 3, cuz the frogs will only help them into england. send them to romainia, cuz theres gunna be a lot of space there soon. :mad:

Mortis
06-01-2007, 10:42 AM
not number 3, cuz the frogs will only help them into england. send them to romainia, cuz theres gunna be a lot of space there soon. :mad:
I've heard Poland are needing some workers as the vast majority of their workforce is over here!

Fran
06-01-2007, 10:49 AM
Can they not just divert the Romanian & Bulgarian immigrants that will be coming here to Poland instead? :confused:

John Hopkins
06-01-2007, 11:49 AM
Never was too keen on Robin Williams.................Till now..........Think we can get him to replace Tony.............Then we can sack all the other MPs......except Boris Johnson, he makes me laugh... :D John

Mrs Reject
06-01-2007, 11:57 AM
Never was too keen on Robin Williams.................Till now..........Think we can get him to replace Tony.............Then we can sack all the other MPs......except Boris Johnson, he makes me laugh... :D John

Boris Johnson is the personification of the word 'Buffoon' :)

ernie the dwarf
06-01-2007, 11:59 AM
Boris Johnson is the personification of the word 'Buffoon' :)

Which makes him a top bloke :D

Violetmay
06-01-2007, 06:04 PM
He is mad as a snake.. but excellently witty and clever.. think he has offended enough people to just plead insanity now or the 5th..

John Hopkins
06-01-2007, 07:21 PM
He is mad as a snake.. but excellently witty and clever.. think he has offended enough people to just plead insanity now or the 5th..

wonder if he's got an engine on that bike of his yet!! :) John

kitkatman
06-01-2007, 09:43 PM
No,KKM,that's ROBIN the Yank comedian,not ROBBIE the fat dancer and your pin-up boy.......... :rolleyes:
well it makes sense really, robbie williams has'nt got the sense to think like that...........and as for him being my pin up, at least he has'nt got a beard, unlike 90% of scottish woman :D ( not fran as she's loverly and i dont want to have nasty things put where they should't go :D )

slob
06-01-2007, 09:46 PM
I heard exactly that theory from an ex marine when I was in Prague. There is a growing goroup of Americans touting this policy.. we should do the fuckin same. :mad:

kitkatman
06-01-2007, 09:55 PM
I heard exactly that theory from an ex marine when I was in Prague. There is a growing goroup of Americans touting this policy.. we should do the fuckin same. :mad:
and then can we nuke em :cool: