Just wanna say "Ello"

[Fatster]

:cool: just joined the forum, so wanned to say ello!
Hope to be a regular visitor as only just got on the net, but a regular 100% reader!.....C'ya 4 now.

The Fatster

PS: help & guidance required as i'm useless at this

[Rogue Monkey]

Hi there dude! Theirs nothing to it! you just get stoned, have a few Vodkas n coke, put yer fingers on the tapping thing and tap away! There...see...it works! :o welcome to the last bastion of the insensible sensible people! :D Watch out for the ones wearing big jumpers though! ;) :D

[Fatster]

Cheers monkey!

I Live n learn.

The stoned and vodka sounds good! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

it is dude! Works for me anyway! :D

[Erogenous Jones]

Ello & welcome :)

[Bosun]

bonjour mo petite pamplemouse
avec vous un cuppa?

mucky buckets

[Santa]

Hi. Fatster! (or should that be high?) Welcome to the world of the insanely sane :confused:

[Gypsy]

hiya and welcome :D

[krammer]

greetings and salutations fatster, if you can get through the next couple of weeks you'll be fine. by then your brain will have rotated 180% and even rogue monkey will appear sane. (sorry rm:D )

[dracken1]

leave now before it's to late for you.
they're all mad you know! all of them. are'nt they? yes they are, thank you i knew i was right.


welcome :D

[kennptwo]

ello ello ello

[Bosun]

ello ello ello


did you say that without bending your legs?

[TaxiDave]

Hiya Fatster, welcome to the world of the insane. :D

[kennptwo]

did you say that without bending your legs?
No - it can't be done!

[Mrs Reject]

Hello ducks, welcome to the pleasure dome!

[Dougie]

Greetings!!!!

[ForestFred]

Ow Bist! you sure you want to be here ? its not safe you know .I was a god fearing, church going, sober virgin before I got on here :rolleyes:

[Dougie]

Ow Bist! you sure you want to be here ? its not safe you know .I was a god fearing, church going, sober virgin before I got on here :rolleyes:
AYE,RIGHT!And I was the Pope!

[Freak]

Now come on
We all know what happened to the last newbie :rolleyes:
Lets try not to break this one :D

Welcome aboard fatster

[BlackPig]

AYE,RIGHT!And I was the Pope!



I knew it a feckin' catholic !!!! :eek: :eek: :p


Oh yeah, hi Fats.........

..........(sounds like a good diet !! :D )

[Dougie]

I knew it a feckin' catholic !!!! :eek: :eek: :p
WRONG!Dragged up Church o' Scotland!Last went oooohh 34 odd years ago!
It's called being a SMARTARSE!

[BlackPig]

WRONG!Dragged up Church o' Scotland!Last went oooohh 34 odd years ago!
It's called being a SMARTARSE!



Is that what the pope is then ?

I thought 'e was Polish !!! Blimey thicker than I thouht I is !!! :rolleyes:

[madastoast]

Greetings fatster. Be afraid.....Be very afraid.

Especially of the E&T financial and commodoties services.

They're not really out to get us but don't stand still long enough for them to get a fix on you :D

[Jonnyfp]

Fatster welcome in.
shut the door tho its feckin freezin. :)

[BikerGran]

Hi Fatster!

Might we assume that you are not a skinny person?
On the other hand, on the basis that I once knew a Large White Pig called Sambo, should we assume you are skeletal?
On the other hand, forget it! Must be the red wine talkin', welcome anyway!

[Fran]

Welcome to the twilight zone..... :eek:

[Sir Ewok]

Welcome to the local shop for local people, come in! Come in! Welcome to The Ewokandtuck Trading Empire. You have a credit limit of £250.00, intrest free (you will lose intrest and possibly the will to live, when you find out how much it will cost you). Shop! Spend! Enjoy......

[Friar Tuck]

I question the mental stability of my erstwhile partner, Massa Ewok! I think he has bounced off the pavement on his head once too often! Ewokandtuck DO NOT GIVE CREDIT! If you want something, you have it and we relieve you of ALL your cash, then your belongings, then your car, bike, boat, holiday home, wife, daughter, pets, house, and finally the shirt off your back, but only if it's cold!

Welcome to the Ewokandtuck Shop!

[Bosun]

finally the shirt off your back, but only if it's cold!





you two are getting soft in your old age..... proviso on shirt removals now

[Friar Tuck]

No! We are just 'Ard!Oh, and make sure you use Non-biological Persil when washing your kacks! Ariels gives us a nasty rash! :D

[Sir Ewok]

Friar! you must rest at the feet of the Sensi, or do you smoke it? Have you not seen all the adverts for credit and all the mugs errrr! customers who are queing up to get into debt. Obviously the credit is subject to the usual Ewokandtuck conditions, but as it's credit it applies to the Fifth generation of ancestors and not the Third as normal. Since the re-payments are virtually impossible to make (unless you win the lottery 12 rollovers in a row) then our supply of labour and property etc. is only limited to the amount of peeps in the world. However our soon to be built Alpha Centuri branch will be taking on trade from outside our Galaxy.

As for Friar getting soft on the shirt issue, Get real! and read the small print......Shirt to be removed at South Pole at owners expense
Ain't it always cold at the South Pole