Christmas Crackers

[Captain Smurf]

More PC crap - Does this one beat the rest?

"WHSmith has decided to clamp down on the unauthorised ownership of explosives by banning anyone under 16 from buying Christmas crackers, "

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/21/cracker_ban/
or here
http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=156582&command=displayContent&sourceNode=156408&contentPK=16243424&folderPk=87028&pNodeId=156139

[John Hopkins]

sounds fair enough to me.,.if an unscrupulous 15 year old was to buy five million crackers from them and carefully scrape the powder off them he might make a sparkler!! Is smiths owned by 1. scrooge...2. muslems...or 3 americans... :D John...PS..Under 16s please follow this link for details of how to make a molotov cocktail using robinsons lemon barley water!

[deegee]

Don't care, 'cos I think their a total waste of money anyway. Crap "jokes", noveltys & paper hats. :(

[willie2006]

the way i see it. kids under 16 don`t buy crackers anyway, thats mums job ant`it, smiths layed loads of people of, i think it was this year, so the last thing they need is lost profits. so i think smiths must be f**kin crackers. :D :D :D

[John Hopkins]

reverse psychology, try telling a 15 year old you can't buy crackers at smiths and they either say I don't give a hoot...or go out and buy some..maybe smiths don't even sell the dam things! nobody likes the hats, they all either split or fall over your ears..and why do they only make the larger sizes in pink! :D John

[pale rider]

think we may have missed the hidden code thay are so strapped for cash thay have started selling crack,but got a bout of concsiance which is unheard of in industry and commerce,so thay wont sell it to anyone under 16

[Spike]

Load of bollox

[ForestFred]

Bunch of stupid kaftan wearing fuckwits :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

I think they're quite right and I would advise those of you planning to set fire to your christmas pudding this year....think of the children :)
Don't forget the 2 a.m fire drill either for you and your house guests.

[John Hopkins]

Don't forget the 2 a.m fire drill either for your house guests.

I'll remember that if you and Mitch come to visit...We've got 42 stairs to our bedrooms! :D John

[Captain Smurf]

I think they're quite right and I would advise those of you planning to set fire to your christmas pudding this year....think of the children :)
Don't forget the 2 a.m fire drill either for you and your house guests.I'll second that!

Set light to the kids and leave the pud alone :D