The be very nice to Pat & Co thread

[Bosun]

with the latest mag having arrived in the brown envelope

its time to be doubly nice to Pat & co as token No 3 is shortly to be stuck to the win a Draggie Card

the mag shall be read at leisure tommorrow, no doubt as wonderful as the rest of the mags, 100% biker the only quality motorcycle magazine.


im sure you will all agree the Draggie should be mine..


please Pat pretty pretty please



(and we know it shall be blamed on the computer :) )

[Yoda]

you can be as nice as you like
but it wont do any good
cuz i have already won it

and how do i know that

well if i dont win then i shall have to play the 'disabled card' :eek:
they didnt let me win cuz i am a spacca and they didnt want to be seen promoting disabled issues.......I LOVE BLACKMAIL....(just typing letters to national TV and newspapers along with a 'Non photoshoped' piccy (for effect you understand) just in case ;)

Love Yoda :cool:

[TaxiDave]

Yoda you can't play the disabled card because I am going to have three curries tonight, so that the stench is oozing out of all the pores in my skin, then I'm going to paint my skin an oily coffee colour, borrow several small brown children from the small locker under the back axle of one of Eddie Stobarts finest and play the illegal immigrant or Paki card. :D

And anyway, Yoda, you're just like the bloke on Little Britain. I saw you jump out of your chair and chase that Phillipino boy down the road the other day. ;)

[Yoda]

Yoda you can't play the disabled card because I am going to have three curries tonight, so that the stench is oozing out of all the pores in my skin, then I'm going to paint my skin an oily coffee colour, borrow several small brown children from the small locker under the back axle of one of Eddie Stobarts finest and play the illegal immigrant or Paki card. :D

And anyway, Yoda, you're just like the bloke on Little Britain. I saw you jump out of your chair and chase that Phillipino boy down the road the other day. ;)

i have beat you to it cuz i have already
registered myself as not only being a spacca but
a somalian deaf/mute/blind midget lesbian, with severe psychosis disorder with learning disabilities casued by childhood abuse by a catholic transvestite priest

so ne ne ne ne na

but most of all its cuz i is 'SPETHAL'

Yoda

[TaxiDave]

Did I not win it cos I is black??

[Sir Ewok]

No, it's 'cos you is a black cab and you would get lost going to collect it.

[TaxiDave]

No, it's 'cos you is a black cab and you would get lost going to collect it.


:D :D :D :D

[Suzukiron]

The Dragger is mine...end o chat...pissed that i have to cut up my mags though!!
Beside's i was gonna leave it in ma will to the mag to auction off again when a die!!(official date soon to be released!!)

Later Days all...

Ron :D :cool: ;)

[Qwyplain Dhark]

but pat said as long as i attatch them all neatly i will have a chance

[TaxiDave]

Don't believe what Pat says. She promised to send me a pair of Kylie's pants but they never arrived. (I'm sure they were gonna be Pats pants really, and perhaps she hasn't reached the date in the month when she changes hers)

[Bosun]

and thats sadly the last we shall see of TD for a while..

it was painfull to watch a man of hiis calibre cry like a baby while the surgeons removed the last of the bottle of vodka, and the remnants of rockboots from places they didnt even think they could get too

[krammer]

Don't believe what Pat says. She promised to send me a pair of Kylie's pants but they never arrived. (I'm sure they were gonna be Pats pants really, and perhaps she hasn't reached the date in the month when she changes hers) how could you say such a horrid thing about our glorious leader? anyway, i am reliably informed she changes them every two weeks. :p

[Freak]

Hey, whats going on, where's my mag. Am i gonna have to beat it out of the
postie tomorrow or is there some reason you all got yours first.
Its not fair. NOT FAIR I TELL YOU (sulk)

[Bosun]

there there there freak old bean


i very much doubt its personal


























much :D

[Freak]

Yeah dont think I dont know whats happened
You lot have intercepted the latest issue haven't you
Come on, admit it

[Bosun]

wasnt me....

do you have a biking posty?





my mag now has a hole in it :(

but entry in post :)
roll on jan 24 :rolleyes:

[Freak]

:mad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr still not arrived







:D

[Freak]

Yer tis

:D :D :D

Happy mode on


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