Bosun
20-11-2004, 04:19 PM
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. A lady sitting behind them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men saying the following: "Emma come first, then I come, then two asses come together. I come again then two more asses come, I come again and pee twice and I come one last time." " You filthy swine!" retorted the lady, "in this country we don't speak aloud about our sex lives!" The Italians looked astonished and then one replies "Coola down lady, I no talka sex, justa tella my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'!"
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quicky ducks and runs as TG lobbs heavy objects
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quicky ducks and runs as TG lobbs heavy objects