500 posts of cack!!

[Jonnyfp]

Bask in the glory that is me... :D
500 posts of utter gob****e bar is very much open.
now then your task is to make me post 501 post by 10 pm tonight.
bring it on i aint risin...

[krammer]

dont do yer self down mate, granted, 499 of 'em were crap but i really liked the 500th. :rolleyes: cheers mate oil ave a pint of kronenburg please.

[Trumpykeks]

I'm only here cos i have heard that jonnyfp is here and i want to be just like him...he's great.. :D :D

[BlackPig]

I'm only here cos i have heard that jonnyfp is here and i want to be just like him...he's great..


FFS !! One born every minute............. :rolleyes:

Pint o' the "black" stuff jonny ,yer right though 'tis all crap !!! :D :D :D

[wegit]

500 posts of utter gob****e
You got that right !!!! I have just checked some of your earlier posts and fund nothing interesting 'bout any of them !!!!

Also checked out your "website" for want of a better word. Snow ??? what the feck is all that 'bout ??? Naff or what ?? ain't seen anything like that since the birth of java applets.

[devilsquest2000]

jonny gsx want s to know if u r on top or is it his go!!!!pmsl

[Trumpykeks]

Don't listen jonny you have a great site wegit is a simple fool and gsx is an easy lay. :D

[BlackPig]

Why do I get the sneakin' suspicion that Trumpykeks is another name for Jonnyfp !!!

Or perhaps my "Viz" reading days are too far behind me,hmmmmmm ?

[Trumpykeks]

jeez 50 minutes to go and everyones stopped playin.

[Fran]

Why do I get the sneakin' suspicion that Trumpykeks is another name for Jonnyfp !!!

Or perhaps my "Viz" reading days are too far behind me,hmmmmmm ?
BlackPig...I am a covert bottom inspector! :eek: Present your cleft for inspection... :D

[BlackPig]

BlackPig...I am a covert bottom inspector! :eek: Present your cleft for inspection... :D


Only if you use "wrinkly" marigolds !! :p

[wegit]

Why do I get the sneakin' suspicion that Trumpykeks is another name for Jonnyfp !!!MMMMmmmmm Trumpykeks ??? Could Jonnyfp be THE jonny fart pants ???

I think you may be correct in your assumtion that they are in fact one in the same.

Come in number Trumpykeks your time is up

[Fran]

Only if you use "wrinkly" marigolds !! :p

I saw a tub of "LUBRIFIST" in a sex shop in Paris last time I was there.Would that do?(together with a shoe horn) :D

[BlackPig]

I saw a tub of "LUBRIFIST" in a sex shop in Paris last time I was there.Would that do?(together with a shoe horn) :D


Dear,dear,dear,tsk,tsk................



.......you really must keep up with foriegn afairs Fran,there's a major stock rupture of "Lubrifist" over here,'cos the French have been takin' it up the rrrrrs
for years !!!!!! :D :D :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

MMMMmmmmm Trumpykeks ??? Could Jonnyfp be THE jonny fart pants ???

I think you may be correct in your assumtion that they are in fact one in the same.

Come in number Trumpykeks your time is up



I have no resolve.... lmao

no i am not the original jonny fart pants, doro has met im tho. and yes he is a geordie altho i reckon i could give him a run for his money..

wegit wins a big snog off Huw. guwan san. :D

[Bosun]

burp... bottle of dog..fwwwwummmmp

[wegit]

wegit wins a big snog off Huw. guwan san. :DOoo Ooo Ooo when do I get it ??? LOL.

Not bad though Jonnyfp only 25 minutes before end of play... and I was a bit nasty in my first post (meek http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif )

And this just happens to be my 69th post.... Cum on you girlies !!!!!!

[Jonnyfp]

Ooo Ooo Ooo when do I get it ??? LOL.

Not bad though Jonnyfp only 25 minutes before end of play... and I was a bit nasty in my first post (meek http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif )


yes..*sniff* quite cutting. :(

[wegit]

Don't take it personal Jonnyfp I was only trying to bait youhttp://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Jonnyfp]

Your too easy :D
we must meet and make merry with the wenches lol.

[Rogue Monkey]

:p .......... :D

[bill?]

I saw a tub of "LUBRIFIST" in a sex shop in Paris :D
the place I used to work at had a few bottles of a substance called "kuntstuf"
















it was for cleaning perspex and came from sweden / norway ( somewhere like that )

[Friar Tuck]

I buy Kuntstoff for our company!

Great fun talking to the tele-sales gurlies when ordering!

[Friar Tuck]

Your too easy :D
we must meet and make merry with the wenches lol.
You'll be lucky! We keep fritting the gurlies off this site!

Angie's gone, Persy's dissapeared! Liztombs pops in once in a blue moon! So all the wimmin have burgered off! Apart from our regular Luvverly bubbly Totty!

*Ooer, I don't think I've recovered from raiding the drinks cupboard of the miniatures! Wanders off muttering, and bumping into things!*

[Fran]

You'll be lucky! We keep fritting the gurlies off this site!

Angie's gone, Persy's dissapeared! Liztombs pops in once in a blue moon! So all the wimmin have burgered off! Apart from our regular Luvverly bubbly Totty!

*Ooer, I don't think I've recovered from raiding the drinks cupboard of the miniatures! Wanders off muttering, and bumping into things!*
You dirty boys will have to do a lot worse to frighten me off!You'll run off with your skirts over your heads before I do!!! :D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Bet i could after 5 newky b's.that stuff goes right to my bowels parp!

thought this may be interest btw..
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/475000/images/_478097_viz_150.gif&imgrefurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/478097.stm&h=180&w=150&sz=15&tbnid=LqBPqfdga6EJ:&tbnh=96&tbnw=80&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DViz%2Bcharacters%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26 safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

[Fran]

Bet i could after 5 newky b's.that stuff goes right to my bowels parp!


I've been known to blow Dougie out of the bed onto the top of the wardrobe a few times myself!Contrary to popular beliefs he was not wearing a Batman suit at the time! :D

[Jonnyfp]

But found a nice perch on your light fittings i heard and have used ever since for improved re-entry. lol


of course you know i'm on about fuck knows....wheres am i??? who am i? agh who are you....gibber!

[Fran]

But on a lighter note....zippo!!! :D

[Jonnyfp]

And brillo pads.. :D