its official i am past it

[poridge wog]

went to the opticians this mornin and was told that me eyesight is a bit worse than a year ago, but get this, she then proceeds to tell me that that is to be expected at my age, my age, im only 39 fer fex sake, do i have buy a pipe an slippers now an start readin the guardian an go on about how all this were fields when i were a lad.. i goin fer a nice half o mild an a game o doms with the rest o the old codgers round here...harumph :mad:

[wegit]

Cinema, Pack 'o' Fags & chips on the way home and still have change from a ten-bob-bit

[Grav]

Wegit forgot to mention you would have enough money left for the tram fare home too.

[BlackPig]

..........and you could still get change from a taxi driver :D :D :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

I bin wearin specs since i was 13 the age when you well......erm....well mum said it'd turn me blind but i did'nt think it would be an instant reaction.

[Bosun]

..........and you could still get change from a taxi driver :D :D :rolleyes:


not from TD :)

i hear clacton has some nice benches facing the sea front.. nice rug and a flask..

[Dougie]

I've been a "specky bastard" since i was eight,so yer not past it!38 years later I'm still a damn good shot with various firearms! :D






Just thought I'd share that.

[bunbag]

specky bastard /age / seems to me its dougie ,fi the saddle tramps is it is it
:rolleyes:

[Dougie]

Nope,I'm not with the Saddle Tramps.I know a few tho'.

[bunbag]

specky bastard /age / seems to me its dougie ,fi the saddle tramps is it is it
:rolleyes:

[Mrs Reject]

Pisser isn't it? I was diagnosed with age related sight deterioration this year and had to start wearing glasses for the first time in my life! I'm only 42!
I only have to wear them for riding though. just wait, next thing you know your bits will shrivel up and fall off!

[bunbag]

riding i ain,t goig there lol :rolleyes:

[TaxiDave]

Pisser isn't it? I was diagnosed with age related sight deterioration this year and had to start wearing glasses for the first time in my life! I'm only 42!
I only have to wear them for riding though. just wait, next thing you know your bits will shrivel up and fall off!


Yours will take some time to shrivel up though Mrs R, being as they're a FF cup size to start off with.

[Jonnyfp]

Ere TD say ello ya miserable yam yam so's we can welcome you.
altho wynne reckons your a bit wierd. :D

[TaxiDave]

Ere TD say ello ya miserable yam yam so's we can welcome you.
altho wynne reckons your a bit wierd. :D


Just have done Jonny ya Brummie bastid :D

[Fran]

You lot think you got problems.....my birth certificate's got an expiry date...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! :eek: