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Friar Tuck
05-12-2006, 12:28 PM
Should be thrown to the lions!

I mean who else would consider celebrating the birth of the son of god every year, and put out christmas decorations and go upsetting the ethnic minorities?

Damned inconsiderate I say!

Womble_Lancs
05-12-2006, 01:02 PM
One of Wogan's listeners got it right this morning.

"Why is it that, to avoid offending the minority, we have to offend the majority?"

scouselee
05-12-2006, 01:07 PM
I never could stand their music myself espiacially that 'Harvest for the world'
crap if you ask me :rolleyes:

Kylie
05-12-2006, 01:09 PM
Wouldn't mind if most of the people putting out christmas decorations on the outside of their houses could tell you anything about why they celebrate Christmas.....

I also don't object to people putting up Christmas decorations in December... but September, October, November????? NO! I don't need reminding that the commercialised revenue boosting event that is now Christmas is coming in September!

scouselee
05-12-2006, 01:19 PM
you mean you don't look forward to the carol singers knocking while you are at the crucial part in a film? or when you've just sat down to your tea, and you know if you put it down the dog'll get it..........wonderful time of the year :rolleyes:

Womble_Lancs
05-12-2006, 01:22 PM
you mean you don't look forward to the carol singers knocking while you are at the crucial part in a film?

Hmmm, I wonder if putting a sign in the window saying 'F-OFF' would help?

Violetmay
05-12-2006, 01:23 PM
Should be thrown to the lions!

I mean who else would consider celebrating the birth of the son of god every year, and put out christmas decorations and go upsetting the ethnic minorities?

Damned inconsiderate I say!
Were you a Roman in a past life? Can just see you in a toga!!:D

Helene
05-12-2006, 02:30 PM
Were you a Roman in a past life? Can just see you in a toga!!:D

No, No, No. Bad VM! That image will be with me all day now. ;)

blackhack
05-12-2006, 04:10 PM
What have the romans ever done for us ??

Spike
05-12-2006, 05:24 PM
One of Wogan's listeners got it right this morning.

"Why is it that, to avoid offending the minority, we have to offend the majority?"

Damn right :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v662/BikerSpike/humbug002-1.jpg

kitkatman
05-12-2006, 09:25 PM
One of Wogan's listeners got it right this morning.

"Why is it that, to avoid offending the minority, we have to offend the majority?"
because we as a nation are soft in the head and are stupid

critch
05-12-2006, 11:24 PM
thieving gits christians


they nicked all our festivals....... :mad:

gothtec
06-12-2006, 04:35 PM
thieving gits christians


they nicked all our festivals....... :mad:

Saturnalia and Beltain (spl), at least Harvest is near enough untouched...

bunbag
06-12-2006, 05:33 PM
bring back the witch :D

Spike
06-12-2006, 06:06 PM
bring back the witch :D


You feeling alright :rolleyes: :D

STEViE
06-12-2006, 06:50 PM
Hey Spike. I see you've taken the pre-december date off your Christmas photo :D


Enjoy your Winter Solstice pagan folk, enjoy your celebration of the birth of Christ you christian lot, meanwhile the rest of us will pi55in' it up anyhow.


An' I personally prefered the Isley Brothers original of Harvest For The World.

Spike
06-12-2006, 09:27 PM
Hey Spike. I see you've taken the pre-december date off your Christmas photo :D

Yup, was playing with the crop thingy :p

scouselee
07-12-2006, 09:39 AM
An' I personally prefered the Isley Brothers original of Harvest For The World.

I'll have to limewire thatun......... :) Ta

deegee
07-12-2006, 10:35 AM
The Christians bombed our chippy, :confused:

Oh no 'ang about was the Germans wan' it.

Same thing though. :D :D

eigerton
07-12-2006, 10:46 AM
I doubt if it was the christians who bombed your chippy, I thought they liked fish
and anyhow goering must have been a muslim, when did you see him without a hat ?

STEViE
07-12-2006, 11:08 AM
Yup, was playing with the crop thingy :p
You just be careful when playin' with them GM crops young man :D

baldybongo
07-12-2006, 11:08 AM
God I love christmas........3 boxes of Stella for £22..just wish I could stop drinking it and save it for the big day. :)

Spike
07-12-2006, 12:04 PM
You just be careful when playin' with them GM crops young man :D

Is it ok to smoke 'em tho :p

STEViE
07-12-2006, 12:07 PM
Is it ok to smoke 'em tho :p

GM modified dope. None more black :D

Friar Tuck
08-12-2006, 07:12 AM
Yup, was playing with the crop thingy :p
Pervert!!!!!!!

slob
08-12-2006, 08:17 AM
Being a slack christian I felt I should answer this one.. xmas is all wrong and yes we nicked yer festivals pagans but thats religious progress to apease the masses :D

I bought a load of Oxfam Gift aid presents for people this year cos i'm sick of the commercial aspect. we bought a selection of school dinners for a hundred impoverished school children , a goat and some other odd's an sods .. the pressies start at about 6 quid and I feel much better for doing it too.

Friar Tuck
08-12-2006, 01:52 PM
So where do you keep the goat then?

Jus1
08-12-2006, 02:31 PM
I bought a load of Oxfam Gift aid presents for people this year

Not that I really celebrate this time of year, maybe when we have kids .. i dunno .. but Good man, it shouldn't be about £££££ presents and be a little more about goodwill ... I think max you should spend per person is this ... you can find some neat little bits and pieces for a fiver and makes you look a little harder for those people you wish to treat.

We not even having a tree or decs this year, more a sign of respect as my dad died a few weeks back and its put me off a tad.... however we got some wine glasses from Whitedragon Designs / Deathrider with some inscriptions/names written on ... one off / original pressies for a select few ... total £20 + PP

Sorted :)