Rare as....

[100%Pat]

Rocking Horse ****.... how many times have you heard that said? Well now you can buy your own.
I've just been sent my very own lovely little box , with a nice big dollop of lucky Rocking Horse ****!
Time now to buy for that person who has everything!!!
www.the-rockinghorse-****-company.co.uk
A new company run by bikers!
PMSL

Oh bugger just realised that link wont work as it sweary mary deletes out the s.h.i.t.

[GarrysPhrogg]

oh my god
it looks real *yuk*

you can get "daisy cow pats" from the lake district, its made of toffee *yummy*

[Rogue Monkey]

Ooooo! Pat! Who would you send that too? :o Come to think of it, I could do you a box o that! Well.....I can get some plastic stuff that would look the part! :o