chazz
15-11-2006, 03:44 PM
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around,
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the
doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks
like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf
with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around,
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over
and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the
doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks
like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"