Fucking scooter riding wankers!!

[Urban Terrorist]

Riding down the road tonite, come to mini roundabout. going over it, a little wanker on a 50cc fart box comes ploughing into me!! Knocked me flying, he must of been doing 40 odd!! Landed on the kerb, bashed me hip. He's broken the right hand foot peg, front brake lever and cracked the seat unit on me bros 400. he's bent his front forks,smashed his fairing.

Little twat was lucky there people about, otherwise he'd bee coughing up his teeth now!

[acidpixie]

bad scene man, sorry to hear about this.

.... not sure about your use of the plural though.

[Urban Terrorist]

Trust me, if your hip hurt like mine does, you wouldn't worry about plurals :D

[Freak]

The little ****. You OK?

[acidpixie]

im sorry your in pain,
hope no-one on a bike ever t-bones you

[Bosun]

fingers crossed he was insured

hope all ok

[100%Pat]

mate and I understand your anger but what I think Acidpixie means is it should read Fucking Scooter riding WANKER, as it means just him and not all of them... :D

[Urban Terrorist]

We all know what I mean anyway :D :D

I'm not exactly worried about rampaging scooter riders coming after me :rolleyes:

He works at a chippy, I think that's free chips for life now :D

[100%Pat]

I'd hate you to start 'Scooter Wars 2004' !!

[Sir Ewok]

Bloody mods! ooops! Don't mention the war!

Seriously, hope things get sorted for you. Just Yoof culture at the moment to ride a tooter. Better than riding bikes and making us look twats, leave the bikes for the serious up-and-comers.

[brandersnatch]

mate and I understand your anger but what I think Acidpixie means is it should read Fucking Scooter riding WANKER, as it means just him and not all of them... :D
I'll take issue with you there Pat. It's all of them! Especially the little twat who t-boned me last year breaking my big toe. Then he fucked off leaving lots of fiberglass from his scooter all over the road. I went to the police who after ten weeks of doing nothing wrote me a letter saying they were taking no further action. You know they only had the make, model, registration and colour of the thing so I suppose it would be a lot of work for the poor little loves! :mad:
Oh and Urban Terrorist, sorry to hear, know how you feel etc.

[BlackPig]

Bad **** UT,but I won't repeat meself !! :rolleyes:

Go to the ZONE !! :D :D

[BlackPig]

Think yourselves lucky,in France they can ride them at 14 !! :eek:

Worse still is the fact that the scooters didn't have no. plates until last year !! :eek: And then it only concerns new ones :mad:

[100%Pat]

There are scooter riders out there who are as dedicated to riding as we are, I didnt mean the snotty nosed chavs who are a pain in the arse... you know the difference, we printed a gorgeous scooter feature a while back.... that bloke should never be 'tarred with the same brush' as chavs, and there is a lot like him out there.

[BlackPig]

There are scooter riders out there who are as dedicated to riding as we are, I didnt mean the snotty nosed chavs who are a pain in the arse... you know the difference, we printed a gorgeous scooter feature a while back.... that bloke should never be 'tarred with the same brush' as chavs, and there is a lot like him out there.


I agree ther are "scooters" and "scooters" !!??!!

I think we are(probably)all aware of that,I particularly like the "Hardly Ridables" scoots ...........................

:D :D :rolleyes:

[Dougie]

I take it we're talking "twist'n'go" types here not proper Vespa/Lambretta pilots here,yes?Got a lot of 'em in Auld Reekie,most are car drivers who've seen us gliding effortlessly through the traffic (yes yes,I'm kidding myself here,it's like a feckin'assault course here) and thought"I can do that!"
Most of them are so stupid they just make things worse,getting the cagers pissed off so they take it out on us!And as for parking,they stick their stupit wee hairdriers right in the middle of the space so nobody else can use it.
Basturts!

[JOE]

Dougie, have u noticed that they either wear tracksuits or the most expensive 'motorcycling' (I refuse to call it biker) gear money can buy, like they will look cool making a fashion statement.

[Dougie]

Oh yeah!And slip on shoes or expensive trainers.And as for the "Parking Attendants",if those feckers are gonna bust somebody for bad parking they could at least park legally themselves when they're writing the tickets!I bloody loathe them!Vultures!

[brandersnatch]

And as for parking,they stick their stupit wee hairdriers right in the middle of the space so nobody else can use it.
Basturts!
Move the f*ckers, I do

[slugonamission]

FFS, we got 2 of the twats once, one came up either side of us (me and slug BTW) and turned the corner before us, we clearly had our indicators on but still. Then we found em a couple of minutes up the road, after the bolloxing me dad gave em (slug...), they aint gonna do it again :)