Nanny state? Here's the icing on the cake...

[The Beer Monsters]

"Parents who do not read and sing nursery rhymes to their young children are to be helped to do so, says the children's minister Beverley Hughes."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6146290.stm

[Mrs Smudge]

but it's alright cos you can get books now that read and sing to your kids so you dont have to actually 'do' owt! :rolleyes: :(

[Kylie]

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon :D

Anyone want a babysitter???? :D

[bill?]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would ..........

























fall off. :D

[Kylie]

Mary had a little lamb she thought it rather silly, she threw it up into the air and caught it by its willy :D

[deegee]

Mary had a little lamb























Didn't half suprise the Midwife

[Jus1]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And everytime the lamb got out,
Her father tried to f4ck it


Mary had a little lamb
it was a little bugger
ran across the tablecloth
and farted in the sugar

:D

[Bassman]

Mary had a little pig
couldn't stop it grunting
took it down the garden path
and kicked its fu---ng c--t in... :D

[bill?]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her lamb
but never seen her bare

[The Beer Monsters]

Mary had a little skirt
It was split right up the side
And everywhere that Mary went
You could always see her thighs

Mary had a little skirt
It was split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one often

[Dougie]

Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor was surprised.
But when Old McDonald had a farm
The doctor nearly died!

[Kylie]

So do you think the BBC still wants us to read nursery rhymes to our kids??? :D

[The Beer Monsters]

So do you think the BBC still wants us to read nursery rhymes to our kids??? :DThe BBC never wanted us to do anything. Shows how much notice you bloody took :D

[deegee]

Mary had a little lamb,
the sheperd he had many

[Helene]

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

[Yoda]

i know this one is bad as i just made it up

mary was a liitle chav
she took it up the ****ter
she also had a baby father
who also liked to hit her

[Captain Smurf]

Can we have a moratorium on little lamb jokes






































at Least until GBR gets over his jet lag and starts moderating :D

[John Hopkins]

Well this thread started off quite sensibly.....




And went rapidly down hill! :D John

[blackhack]

mary had a little bike
it had a pump on front
every time she pedalled it
the pump went up her....err

cant think of a last word

[gothtec]

Mary had a little Lamb
Its fleece was scarlet red
The reason was quite simple
Had a pick axe through it head...

[kitkatman]

mary had a little pig
she also ha a hare
she got them to have a shag
and that's how we got cherie blair

mary and jonnie were swingers
they invited round a host
mary got the video camera out
whilst jonnie and co did a pig roast

[Friar Tuck]

Georgey Porgey, pudding and pie!
Kissed the girls and made them cry!
When the boys came out to play!
He kissed them as well, he's a bit that way!

[spindle]

mary had a little lamb
that mucked up all the beding
she took it down a quite ally
and kicked its fucking head in





mary had a little lamb
it really was quite twee
when the price of meat went up
she ate the cunt for tea



............which door leads to a sensible world??????