Removal firm req`d

[Peirre]

seems at short notice, (ok I`ve just noticed) that i need to shift a settee, that me & blackhack have been occupying, to a new location. looks like the removal men are req`d. anyone know of a good firm of removal men?

[Kylie]

seems at short notice, (ok I`ve just noticed) that i need to shift a settee, that me & blackhack have been occupying, to a new location. looks like the removal men are req`d. anyone know of a good firm of removal men?

where? .

[blackhack]

Looks like weve been evicted by the landlord...the locks have been changed and were locked out
We need to shift the footstools, the cushions, and the mini fridge as well....

a transit would be fine...

[shaggy696969]

I'll only help if you still got some of them Pringel's left.

[blackhack]

Only got the Haggis,Tattie, and Neep flavour left and they're a bit of an aquired taste....but when mr O'bollocks and myself find another thread to "Squat" in we'll be getting fresh supplies in....

[Yoda]

I was a bit slow but i got it in the end :) :) :)

[Peirre]

Looks like weve been evicted by the landlord...the locks have been changed and were locked out
you ain`t got a vertual lockpick have you?
we could try sneaking back in and sqattin`

I was a bit slow but i got it in the end :) :) :)
Tut, tut, tut young yoda
looks like the virtual settee and the other assorted equipment is to go into virtual storage for a very sort period of time.

Spose it would be rude of us not to hold a moving party....................Ok the bars open, help yourselves

[Dougie]

BH,just strap it to the back o' yer trike! :D

[Rhythm Addict]

As it's a virtual removal you can put it in the back of my virtual Mercedes Sprinter van and when the time comes I'll back it into whichever thread you want to squat in ;)

[Mojow1958]

and I will put the Sprinter on the back of my low loader..... :p




and seen as the bar is open...and its friday...I have a newky..... :D

[Rhythm Addict]

You wanna be careful drinking and driving a virtual low loader. The virtual Old Bill might want to fine you!

[The Beer Monsters]

*runs in and deposits sofa*

[Kylie]

*virtual roadie reporting for duty*

[The Beer Monsters]

*virtual roadie reporting for duty*What you on, bird?

I have retrieved the settee :D

[blackhack]

Here, Beer Monster....What you doing with our sofa ??

me and pierre, have to sit on that...

But then again if its been shifted here....Hmmm....I need a wee sit down anyway....Anyone want a pringle or minstrel or whatever, while I'm here ???

[The Beer Monsters]

Here, Beer Monster....What you doing with our sofa ??Just retrieving it for you. Now you can put it where ya like :D

[minxy]

pmsl

sneaky

[Kylie]

What you on, bird?

I have retrieved the settee :D


Oops too late as usual

[blackhack]

The "BlackO'bollox" sofa is now available for hire, for weddings, funerals, parties, Rallies, and bar mitzvahs and the like....
The hire of the sofa includes...
Cushions,
footstools,
mini fridge,
pringles, (haggis flavour)
minstrels,
mars bars,
Choc ices,
Kia ora, (for all you old gits)
And a clear view of the performance

details from www.BlackO'BolloxSofaHire.com

provided its not being used in a thread elsewhere on the forum...

[Blue]

Doesn't seem to be anything good showing at the moment.

[STEViE]

Don't worry Blue, like a lot of other stuff on forums (What is a biker? What bike do you own? Who hasn't bought my album yet? etc.) there will be a repeat on soon. :D

[Kylie]

There's always the orgy......

[Grav]

Does it involve custard?

[willie2006]

depends where you are mr bollix, got lots of vans and lorrys, sort you out for nowt if your local.

[Mojow1958]

[QUOTE=blackhack]details from www.BlackO'BolloxSofaHire.comQUOTE]

and then there's my details.... :D

www.lowloader&sofarremoval.con............. :p

Kylie, U can be the outrider to outride the beer monsters who can outride the...errm.the out....eermm.......another newky please..... :p

[kitkatman]

i willget the virtual 17 tonnerfrom work, set up in the back and we can have a tour :D

early mporning, so coffee please

[Peirre]

Don't worry Blue, like a lot of other stuff on forums (What is a biker? What bike do you own? Who hasn't bought my album yet? etc.) there will be a repeat on soon. :D
No doubt there will be.....................
Failing that when this settee gets too heavy to carry, we`ll dump it on someone elses thread for a while, and hijack that 1 :D :D


Pringles anyone........................

[Mojow1958]

i willget the virtual 17 tonnerfrom work, set up in the back and we can have a tour :D

early mporning, so coffee please


aye...but who is gonna drive...or we gonna just sit in the hollies....... :D

[Peirre]

we gonna just sit in the hollies....... :D
Eeeeeeeek I ain`t going to the hollies again, wadda dump it is

besides the settee is temporaily in the pub watchin` the virtual orgy atm